KFC Not even the skin or the gravy give me joy anymore.
Stephen Colbert Crawl back out your ass. You ain’t all that. Goddamn Two-Trick Pony, really.
Honorable Mention: Weiner Dogs. Starting to be a pain in my ass. Can’t quite quit them yet, but close. One of them took a shit in my Jeep! I got my suspicions, but I didn’t see any assholes open up. But I know it was one of them!
Oh please. As if you’re quitting the dogs. And I think we all know who it was…
The puppy. I meant the puppy.
We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.
I believe it. When we were breeder keepers for Guide Dogs we participated in a study where we had to rate her poop on a scale of 1 - 5 I think.
Yeah, judging by the size, smell and location, pretty sure it was the puppy. The Crew know better than to dump in the Jeep.
Are you available for parties? :D:D
Mad skillz.
Please tell me that you included this on your Tinder profile.
Who thinks Gatopescado should tell us about this puppy?
My vote is: YES.
I actually considered taking some pictures to demonstrate, but no, that’d be a shitty thing to do.
A crap; I was actually looking forward to you PhotoDump.
I’d like to repudiate the SDMB banning policy. Its made this place a worse and less diverse place. Banned posters should be able to return after a year or two with a clean slate. We have an ignore feature for those of you who need to be protected from the world.
Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?
Fuck. :smack:
Can I repudiate the PG&E power monopoly without buying a generator or solar panels?
Star Wars ain’t all that.
Whew, that feels better!
Welcome home Rocketeer.
(I know, that seems strange coming from me but Disney has utterly destroyed the franchise beyond redemption)
Yeah, that works for me. They have an interesting business model: Destroy by fire your customer base. ???. Profit!
The answer is contained within the question.
We’ve secretly replaced **kayaker’s **dog’s regular shit with Feces® Crystals®. Let’s see if he notices!