Request for a new simile

[kabbes]

I’m as sick as a dog with the current crop of similes. I’d be as happy as a lark if we could have some new onest are as good as gold. I would soon be as busy as a bee posting cool as a cucumber items that would make me as proud as a peacock.

But frankly these cliches as dull as dishwater.

pan - as swift as the wind

[tshirts]

So, let’s see, you want a dog and a lark and gold and a bee and a cucumber and dishwater, and Pan and the wind?

What a poetic set of smilies that would be. Gets my vote!