I’m so ashamed. I caved.
I bought a Bluetooth. 
Please don’t pit me.
I killed my cellphone about 4 months ago. It was a nice simple LG. No camera, no e-mail or any of that other crap. I spilled a whole bottle of Powerade on it. I finally have enough money to replace it (I cancelled my insurance less than 1 week before the Powerade incident :smack: ).
Anyway, I bought a Razr. I figured that if having to pay full price for a new phone means that my basic phone will cost me over $150, I may as well break down and join the current millenium for only $200. So, my phone has e-mail, camera, music, ringback (my favorite feature actually), and probably lots of other things I haven’t even discovered yet.
I was going to get a normal, boring headset. Then I remembered that I hate driving with them because I get caught in the cord. I will not talk on my phone while driving if I don’t have a headset. So, I broke down and joined the Collective.
My mom is thrilled. I think she’s more excited than I am. I bought a couple of songs for her benefit. Now, when she calls me, instead of listening to ringing, she can listen to Eine kleine Nachtmusik, Toccata in D Minor, or Symphony No. 40 in G. Minor. Oh, and George Carlin talking about Things You Don’t Want to Hear. 
But, she’s also happy about the Bluetooth because she knows I wont pay $30 for something I wont use. So, she can be confident that I’m not driving unsafely.
I promise, I will not walk around with it all the time. I promise that I will only use it in the house, if I’m cleaning and talking on the phone at the same time. Or, while I’m in my car (driving).
