I just moved to Minnesota from, umm… Wisconsin. And I just want to say that some parts of Wisconsin are not bad. I think we can all agree that Wisconsin is better than the vast majority of Illinois.
When I first moved here, I got the impression that people were looking at me funny, and I was afraid they could tell that I was from Wisconsin. That’s dropped off in the past few weeks, though, around the same time that I started to realize that I am never going to leave.
There is something certifiably different about Minnesota, but I haven’t been able to put my finger on exactly what, yet.
But I support your cause, my good man. You can count me as part of your Minnesota Secession Revolution.