Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Well, it’s not the silliest idea I’ve ever heard, although it does seem to be stuck in the 50s.
Call me when they’ve got one with redheads.
I know how this turns out. It looks like a paradise, but next thing you know you’re being sentenced to death for falling into a flowerbed.
I hear the job applications have “Turn paper over” written on both sides.
It sounds to me like this is to cater to businessmen from countries where blondes are rare- in much of Asia and the Middle East, blondes are very exotic and desirable. I’d bet my money the whole place ends up staffed by Eastern Europeans.
This time I say we let Wesley die.
I would go broke eating in a place like this for every meal.
I said that the first time.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Ladies? Why would ladies give a shit about this?
Leaper:
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Ladies? Why would ladies give a shit about this?
Because it’s the 21st century so not only gentlemen but ladies too can now prefer blondes?
Leaper:
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Ladies? Why would ladies give a shit about this?
Because they can dye their hair blonde and get a job

Because it’s the 21st century so not only gentlemen but ladies too can now prefer blondes?
Some ladies, yeah, but not all ladies. Not all men either for that matter.
I could see using the expression if there were supposed to be blonde men working there too but not according to article.
Because they can dye their hair blonde and get a job
Nitpick: Bleach their hair blonde. ![]()
I know how this turns out. It looks like a paradise, but next thing you know you’re being sentenced to death for falling into a flowerbed.
That’s why you need Kirk in charge.
This is the commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise. All cities and installations on Eminiar 7 have been located, identified, and fed into our fire control system. In 1 hour and 45 minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed.
You have that long to surrender your hostages.
It sounds like it’s kind of a “by blondes, for blondes” deal if you look at this line:
“A specially established airline will be taking the blondes to the island. … The pilots and stewardesses on the planes will also be blonde only.”
The weird thing is, why have something like that in such a sunny place? And will there be vats of 45 SPF right next to the mai-tais?