retirement toasts

I need some help.

I am planning the retirement party for my supervisor. We have worked together for 13 + years and although I have planned a very special party for her I am having a bit of trouble with a “short but sweet” toast.

We work for a public library and she has been in the system for 33 years. I have managed to get the staff to perform a dance to the Barry White (Rest in Peace Barry, you rule) song, My First, My Last, My Everything. So I’d like to somehow tie that in because she is the first the last and … well you get it.

I’d like something amusing and light hearted since we have known each other for so long.

Any suggestions?

Thanks a Million

Old librarians never really retire. They just check out.