The mimes of Paris are getting desparate for attention now…
The downturn in the local economy left this circus performer jobless and homeless. He now gets whatever little amusement and income he can from sympathetic passersby and newspaper photographers. He is so desperate now that he keeps his dead cell phone just so he go through the streets witout looking completely unusual.
“Dude! You would not believe how high I am right now!”
“Hang on, the jackass behind me is honking his horn for some unknown reason.”
“Very funny, Trinity. Now change me back. And tell that jackass Morpheus I can hear him laughing.”
“As the congestion charge begins to bite, Londoners find new ways to avoid paying”
(AP) Photo Archive 2005. This 10-year old photo was taken seconds before inventor Lloyd Lloomis was crushed to death by a runaway truck, offering definitive proof of the success of the Anti-gravity WonderWheel. The full tragedy eluded most readers because the Dispatch printed the photo as seen here: upside down.
“what’s that? men cannot multi-task? pffft!”
OP: shall we have a new photo for every page? perhaps linked by whoever posts first?
“Sorry?.. You’re breaking up… now that I think about it, I may have misheard some of your earlier instructions too…”
I can never get these “Magic Eye” things to work.
“I am unicycling and holding an umbrella and talking on the phone LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! WHOOOOOO!”
Today, even though the new law limiting vehicle weight for cell phone drivers took effect, they still managed to look like total idiots in traffic.
When he finally regained consciousness, George was unsure of how he wound up in this predicament but he was fairly certain it had something to do with vast amounts of alcohol and the words “I triple-dog dare you”.
“Oh yeah? Well you sound stupid!”
“Until it began to dissolve bicycles, no-one took acid rain seriously.”
I’m begining to think the kidnappers are having a little too much fun with these ransome drop instructions.