Okay, let’s caption this baby!
High n’ Dry
Can you hear me now?
“Hello? Sue! You will not believe what I’m doing!”
“Good afternoon. I’m looking for directions to the Magritte exhibit…”
“uh, yeah Bob? That thing about the rain evaporating before it hits the ground? That only works in the desert.”
“So I’m just minding my own business, riding my unicycle down the freeway in the rain while wearing goggles, hard hat, backpack and an army coat, holding an umbrella, when some idiot in an SUV totally cuts me off.”
“How will you recognize me? Well, I have a moustache…”
Realizing the tin foil hat didn’t work, Leonard tries a new tactic to keep the Martians away.
The love child of Mary Poppins and Burt, the Chimney Sweep led a troubled life.
“What does it *look * like I’m doing?”
Hello…OnStar? I have a little problem…
Absurdity is my anti-drug.
bamf
“I get very nervous before blind dates, but I’ll be the guy wearing a yellow hat.”
“Hey, Jim? You won’t believe this! I just bought a Segway at the Dollar Store!”
“Roger’s motto was always ‘whatever happens, I’ll be ready’. Questions regarding what precisely he expected to happen went unanswered.”
[as an old fashioned newsreel announcer]The annual Film Characters on Unicycles Parade was held in rainy San Francisco yesterday, but not even a little rain could stop the ceremonies. Look, there’s Inspector Clouseau, clueless as usual!
It was true the new company car was more “fuel efficient.” Still Roger couldn’t help but wonder if he the boss had, in fact, overheard that crack about his wife.
Lance Armstrong decided that the Tour is not challenging enough.
Hello, unicycle hotline. what is your emergency?
“I forgot to put the seat on the pole again.”
Please hold (still)