Nope. Sorry.
TND has a secret crush on someone.
True.
TND has skydived before.
False.
TND took six years or more to get a college degree.
True. 38 years and counting.
TND has waterskiied before.
False. Snow only, and that just once.
TND has just attended Wizard World.
Uh, no…not even Wally World…
TND has driven 1000 miles in one day.
True, Fort Bragg, NC to Fort Sam Houston, TX. A stunt I will not attempt again.
TND still has a Rick Springfield poster
SSG Schwartz
FALSE!!! Never had one, never will.
TND has not stopped beating his/her spouse.
True, and I never will stop.
TND…arrggghhh I quit this thread!!! You ALL WIN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???:mad:
False, I don’t hear you. But I do read you. 
TND has an enemies list.
True, but don’t we all?
TND thinks Michael Vick should be never heard from again.
SSG Schwartz
Incorrect, I want to hear the sound of Michael Vick being torn apart by vicious dogs. Or maybe kittens because that would be more embarrassing.
TND Has an ABBA album/CD
True.
TND will vote Cthulhu in 2008.
False. I plan to vote for Kodos. I love his platform of “abortions for some, little plastic flags for others.”
TND can sing The Mikado from memory.
True… or at least, some of the lyrics from some of the songs. I was the imperial standardbearer/chorusmember in a high school production of Mikado, and it’s always been my favorite G&S operetta.
The next Doper has felt insulted by someone in the last week.
No, not that I remember. But I am in construction, it takes a lot of insulting, hand waving, yelling, and brandishing of dangerous weapons for me to even notice.
TND has been hit on in the last week.
False, unless you count my wife. She’s kinda sweet on me.
The next Doper has at least one box that hasn’t been opened in the last three moves.
Probably true, but I couldn’t swear to it.
TND has cleaned up vomit in the last 72 hours.
False. As a matter of fact, I’m currently on a Seinfeldian “no vomiting” streak of well over a decade’s duration.
TND knows which food ruined Jerry’s streak on Seinfeld.
False. Seinfeld was high on my dislike list.
TND has tried Kopi Luwak.*
Coffee that’s brewed from beans excreted(read: shit) by the Palm Civet after it eats the fruit surrounding the bean. Really.