True…a desert tortise that wandered around our house in the middle of town one day; we kept him for a couple of years and then he decided to run away to some other house in town. Pretty cool turtle he was.
TND can run a mile in under 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]
TND can run a mile in under 5 minutes.
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False, although I often walk a three-mile route in about 40 minutes.
TND has tried out for a quiz show, passed the audition, but never appeared on the program.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
False, although I often walk a three-mile route in about 40 minutes.
TND has tried out for a quiz show, passed the audition, but never appeared on the program.
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False, but close. I auditioned and did well on the questions, but they didn’t like my personality. I didn’t know I was supposed to be bubbly so early in the process.
TND has a sibling who lives overseas.
False. Both of my sisters live here in Ohio.
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Meh. Sounds like he was the victim of a slow news day.
TND knows all the words to the Pina Colada song.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
Meh. Sounds like he was the victim of a slow news day.
TND knows all the words to the Pina Colada song.
[/QUOTE]
If you mean the one by Rupert Holmes, I can say true.
TND would watch soccer instead of American Football.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
If you mean the one by Rupert Holmes, I can say true.
TND would watch soccer instead of American Football.
SSG Schwartz
[/QUOTE]
false…i like me some footbalkl.
tnd has been to at least two movies in the theatenr in the last week.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
false…i like me some footbalkl.
tnd has been to at least two movies in the theatenr in the last week.
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True, sorta. I saw the Bourne Ultimatum, then snuck into The Simpsons. Ssshhhh, don’t tell.
TNDis a Charter Member.
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
True, sorta. I saw the Bourne Ultimatum, then snuck into The Simpsons. Ssshhhh, don’t tell.
TNDis a Charter Member.
[/QUOTE]
True.
TND was a boy scout, girl scout, or indian guide.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
True.
TND was a boy scout, girl scout, or indian guide.
[/QUOTE]
True. I was a Brownie.
TND has work ths weekend. 
Yep, have to leave in about 5 minutes. Rally the troops, talk to some people, turn in a job, and hop on some roofs. Yay me.
TND has gone bungee jumping.
[QUOTE=fisha]
TND has gone bungee jumping.
[/QUOTE]
False. Roller coasters are about as adrenaline-soaked as my leisure activities get. 
TND is an experienced martial artist.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
False. Roller coasters are about as adrenaline-soaked as my leisure activities get.
TND is an experienced martial artist.
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Training, yes. Experienced would be too much a stretch.
TND mows their own yard.
(Hey, I’m running out of ideas here. Give me a break.)
[QUOTE=Projammer]
Training, yes. Experienced would be too much a stretch.
TND mows their own yard.
(Hey, I’m running out of ideas here. Give me a break.)
[/QUOTE]
Mow a concrete yard? I don’t have a mower.
TND has three niples/
False. I’m no Scaramanga.
The next Doper wishes he/she had three nipples.
Ummm… No.
TND knows someone with three nipples.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
TND knows someone with three nipples.
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And then one; I know a girl (yes, in that sense) with four nipples. Two are vestigial.
Can we stop talking about nipples now?
TND likes pepperoni. :smack:
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
And then one; I know a girl (yes, in that sense) with four nipples. Two are vestigial.
Can we stop talking about nipples now?
TND likes pepperoni. :smack:
[/QUOTE]
True, but from nipples to sausage?
TND will look a porn in the next 20 mins.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
TND will look a porn in the next 20 mins.
[/QUOTE]
False. I actually don’t look at porn on any kind of regular basis.
TND doesn’t own a cell phone.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
False. I actually don’t look at porn on any kind of regular basis.
TND doesn’t own a cell phone.
[/QUOTE]
False. (Darn, I missed all the freaky nipple stuff.)
TND has kissed someone goodnight in the past week.