True, though it looks like its end is near. 
TND doesn’t eat bacon.
False. Bacon is one of the basic food groups.
TND has a stuffed toy on his/her desk.
True, a stuffed “kissing disease” from giantmicrobes.com sits on my desk at home.
TND is running out of ideas for this thread.
True.
TND has more than six email addresses
I do.
TND can make really cool paper airplanes.
False. Just the conventional ones.
TND has has gone SCUBA diving.
False. Snorkling many times, including on the Outer Banks and in the Bahamas, but never scuba.
The next Doper rarely watches network news.
True.
TND has posted at least once on each page of this thread.
False. And yes, I do know how to spell “snorkeling.”
The next Doper envies Hamid Karzai for his hats.
False, but good guess.
TND has been to an adult bookstore in the last year.
SSG Schwartz
False. Much like brick-and-mortar travel agencies, I don’t see how those places haven’t been rendered completely extinct by the advent of the internet.
TND intends to be the last to post to this thread, whether it dies of lack of general interest or mod intervention.
False. You don’t know me at all.
TND saw a live bunny rabbit today.
False, although I do occasionally see rabbits hopping around local lawns.
TND is waiting for someone to get home so that supper can be served.
False. I’m just about to leave work, and then I hope to eat.
The next Doper doubts that Hillary will win the Democratic nomination.
True, but I would rather not say why.
TND would rather be fishing
SSG Schwartz
For a nanosecond, I thought that said “fisting.” :eek: False to both.
The next Doper is irritated by at least one Elvis song.
True. Elvis is an irritation on rock and roll’s ass.
TND owns a really cool car.
Only for values of “cool” less than or equal to “a '99 Corolla.” 
TND likes Mountain Dew.
False. Give me Dr Pepper or give me… Ummm. Something else.
TND has read H.P. Lovecraft’s ‘The Call of Cthulhu’
True
TND has had a reptile as a pet.