[QUOTE=Telperien]
False.
TND, like me, is in a bad mood. :mad:
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False. I’m going to the Eagles training camp tomorrow. Yay!
TND was in love with a boy band member as a teenager.
False. I’m a straight dude.
The next Doper once had a crush on an actor or actress in Star Wars.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
False. I’m a straight dude.
The next Doper once had a crush on an actor or actress in Star Wars.
[/QUOTE]
True. I’ll take Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, thanks.
TND should be in bed right now.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
True. I’ll take Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, thanks.
TND should be in bed right now.
[/QUOTE]
God yes, and my drunk ass is staggering off there as soon as I finish posting this.
TND is under the influence of alcohol.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND is under the influence of alcohol.
[/QUOTE]
False, although I did have a glass of wine with my steak dinner last night.
TND has walked a dog within the last 24 hours.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
False, although I did have a glass of wine with my steak dinner last night.
TND has walked a dog within the last 24 hours.
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False.
TND was brought up Atheist.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
False.
TND was brought up Atheist.
[/QUOTE]
False: Mormon dad, Buddhist mom.
TND likes show tunes.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
False: Mormon dad, Buddhist mom.
TND likes show tunes.
[/QUOTE]
True.
TND does not own an umbrella.
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?]
True.
TND does not own an umbrella.
[/QUOTE]
False.
The Next Doper resisted some popular trend purely for the bragging rights of resisting a popular trend.
True.
The next doper owns a guinea pig.
[QUOTE=wevets]
False.
The Next Doper resisted some popular trend purely for the bragging rights of resisting a popular trend.
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True, I have never watched a second of American Idol for the aforementioned reason. I tried to do the same with Survivor and the Simpsons and have seen at least an episode of each.
TND would rather have cheesecake than sex
SSG Schwartz
ETA: False on the guinea pig, or any other pig for that matter.
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
True, I have never watched a second of American Idol for the aforementioned reason. I tried to do the same with Survivor and the Simpsons and have seen at least an episode of each.
TND would rather have cheesecake than sex
SSG Schwartz
ETA: False on the guinea pig, or any other pig for that matter.
[/QUOTE]
Oh, hell no.
The next doper can catch flies with their hands.
[QUOTE=fisha]
Oh, hell no.
The next doper can catch flies with their hands.
[/QUOTE]
True. The tiny, slow-moving kind. It’s possible I might have caught a housefly once, but I don’t remember ever doing it.
TND has attended a bullfight.
False.
TND likes pickled eggs.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
TND has attended a bullfight.
[/QUOTE]
True, both Portuguese and Spanish versions.
TND regularly corresponds, via snail-mail, with someone overseas.
I’m from overseas. And I study snails. So stretching the figuratively speaking term, its true.
The next Doper gets overly excited at the sound of someone eating a crunchy apple.
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False. Eww. 
[QUOTE=Kotick]
The next Doper gets overly excited at the sound of someone eating a crunchy apple.
[/QUOTE]
Only if it’s me making the sound, and usually only if the apple in question is a nice tart Granny Smith.
TND is currently on at least one prescription medication.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
False. Eww. ;)Only if it’s me making the sound, and usually only if the apple in question is a nice tart Granny Smith.
TND is currently on at least one prescription medication.
[/QUOTE]
Nope, not a thing.
TND hates smilies.
[QUOTE=fisha]
TND hates smilies.
[/QUOTE]
False. I find them very useful for conveying subtleties (sarcasm, good will) that are often lost through this text-only medium. They beat the hell out of “LOL,” that’s for damn sure. 
TND regularly posts to at least one message board other than the SDMB.