True.
TND when listening to music sometimes imagines its them playing it.
True. I’ve been known to play air guitar, air violin, air piano, and air saxophone. And I conduct a little on the side. 
The next Doper is quite good at chess.
False, and not having anyone to play it with means I’m not going to get better any time soon. 
TND ate something spicy today.
False. Pop Tart and OJ for breakfast; IHOP French toast and sausage for lunch, with more OJ; and a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza with pepperoni and pineapple for dinner, along with a tossed salad. Yes, I know my diet leaves something to be desired.
The next Doper ate more healthily than I did today.
True, but only just: coffee and cinnamon roll for breakfast, chili (small portion!) for lunch, tofu fried rice for dinner.
The next Doper loves jazz.
I want to say false, but I love Thelonious Monk. No one other, but maybe just one is good enough.
TND has posted to my Space
SSG Schwartz
Decidedly false.
TND is up passed their bed time
Since that post went unanswered for over twelve hours, it’s now false.
TND is posting from somewhere other than his/her residence.
True. Now if somebody will help me down from this damn tree!
TND is not registered in either of the big 2 political parties.
False.
TND has played Morton’s List.
Morton’s What? False
TND struck out at the club tonight
SSG Schwartz
False, didn’t go.
TND has been clubbing in a foreign country.
True, if a quasi-pub crawl in London counts. False otherwise.
The next Doper is fully prepared for the inevitable zombie uprising.
True. I just acquired some new large-capacity magazines for my assault weapon.
The next Doper is afraid of clowns.
Mostly false. I find some clowns vaguely disquieting, but I’m not actually scared of them.
The next Doper counts at least six Beatles songs as strong personal favorites.
True, but I still like the Stones, Beach Boys and Creedence better.
TND is a lucid dreamer.
False for the most part. Occasionally I manage a bit of direction, but rarely. Of course, I’m not that lucid wide awake either. 
TND has had at least one surgical procedure in the last year.
False, but there’s two I should have had.
TND has at least one surgical procedure scheduled for this upcoming year.
Fortunately false.
The next Doper can’t resist opening threads about World War II.
False.
TND has opened a spam email for male enhancement.
Just out of curiosity of course.