TRU3!!! C1AL15!!! V1A6RA!!!
TND hasn’t been to any doctor in over a year.
False. I had a strep throat/ear infection extravaganza in February and had to go see a doctor for something that would keep my head from falling off.
TND plays some kind of game intended for children.
False. But I watch a lot of cartoons. And am commonly considered infantile.
TND has marched in the Gay Pride parade.
“The” gay pride parade? I’ve marched in several, but if there’s a “the” pride parade, maybe not. 
TND knows or knew someone who has or had AIDS.
True – a guy I knew in high school. I lost track of him after we graduated, then was watching the news one night and happened to see him interviewed during a feature on a local residence for people with AIDS.
TND used public transportation within the last twenty-four hours.
I know. I was just using shorthand. One of the many. But of course as a New Yorker I consider that to be “the” gay pride parade. But New Yorkers also consider themselves to be the only city, so…
False. I should have, but I didn’t. I like driving my own car too much.
The next Doper thinks cheetahs (the African felines, not the girl group) are cool.
True. All the big cats are awesome. I even have a tat of a panther.
TND also has a tattoo
False. Virgin skin.
TND loves Greek food.
I don’t know about real Greek food, but I certainly love what passes for it here in the States. A real Hellenophile is welcome to drop by and tell me if gyros, souvlaki, etc. are authentic.
TND likes marshmallow Peeps.
TRUUUUE!!!
TND has never been outside the U.S.
False. I’ve been to Canada and Ireland.
TND has overdrawn their bank account in the last 6 months.
False. The bank account stays nicely balanced, now that I’m not allowed to deal with it in any way.
TND owns (or is purchasing) his or her home.
True enough! I own my home.
The next Doper loves to play “Grand Theft Auto”.
False! I just had to live with someone who did for ten years.
TND is very good at fellatio.
False. I’m a straight guy, so I’ve received, but never given.
TND has worked (not necessarily completed) a crossword puzzle today.
False. I’m not a crossword junkie, which surprises a lot of people who know me. Just not my bag. The closest I come to it is Scrabble, which I’m not too shabby at playing.
The next Doper has been inside an Apple computer store in the past year.
True! Twice just this year. Becauses the damn power cord keeps snapping off if you look at it funny.
TND has the good sense to have a PC.
At work, true (no choice). At home, false (by choice, and no regrets).
The next Doper owns no Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems stock.
True, True, true. And I’m probably the only person who likes it nowadays- “Jump” by Van Halen.
TND likes Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.