Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

False. It’s not my favorite form, but I generally enjoy it. I hate “fusion” jazz.

TND is allergic to peanuts.

False. I like me some goobers.
TND was a Usenet poster in the 90s.

False. I got my start with this here Dope, just three years ago.

The next Doper has not read all 17 pages of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows thread (but I have).

False. I have not even opened the damn thing. I may enough of a dork to read Harry Potter (since catching on to the series, I’ve read each of the last four books on the day they came out) but I’ll never discuss it with others. That would be tantamount to admitting the problem. :stuck_out_tongue:
TND only drinks diet soda.

False. I rarely drink soda at all; an occasional root beer is the only soft drink I’m partial to.

The next Doper, like JFK but unlike me, hates drinking ice water.

False. I love drinking ice water. I used to hate it when I was younger, though.

TND has an office with a door and a window at work.

I do. It’s a gorgeous office that looks over the lake on one side, and fields on the other. It has furniture and an over large desk.

My other office is a truck, it too, has a couple of doors and windows, and occasionally great views.

TND knows how to change a tire.

True. Haven’t had to do it too often, fortunately.

The next Doper has some recurring bad habit when under stress.

I do have one…I pace. People hate it. Actually, if “drinking” counts, I have two. :smiley:

TND graduated from college without ever switching declared majors (i.e. got a degree in the first thing he/she chose).

True. I initially concentrated on political science and history, but didn’t officially declare a major until the end of my sophomore year, when I chose English. I got my degree in that subject two years later.

TND has seen the film Hemo the Magnificent.

False. Never heard of it.

The next Doper is going to tell me all I need to know about Hemo the Magnificent.

False.

TND will, though. :smiley:

False. Looks like we’re back to hot potato. :slight_smile:
TND has solved Rubik’s cube without cheating (cheat books OK, moving stickers not OK).

False.
TND has never had a nickname.

True. My name is so weird I don’t need one.

TND has held a tarantula.

True. Had a pet one. A couple of Emperor scorpions, too.

TND is either a redhead or a Baiji dolphin.

False. The closest I can come is, one of my sons is a redhead, and I’ve read about Baiji dolphins (in Douglas Adams’s wonderful endangered-species travelogue Last Chance to See).

NOW the next Doper is going to tell me about Hemo the Magnificent.

True, it was a movie made in the era where doctors smoked cigarettes with their patients. The viewers would learn about blood. Ah, I can’t remember much. So here is the link.

TND has had a sexual experience with members of both sexes. (Not at the same time)

SSG Schwartz

Er, no sorry,it was both at the same time.

TND has has had sex with soneone h/she was not certain of the the sex of.

False. And his, um, her name wasn’t Lola.

The next Doper has never asked a friend, and I quote, “Whassup?”