Perfectly true: I deplore such banalities.
The next Doper has never eaten jellied eels.
True. What are they like? They sound unappetizing.
TND has been to the Czech Republic.
Edit: False. (New question.)
TND owns a DVD box set.
True, several. Indiana Jones trilogy, LoTR trilogy and Star Wars original trilogy just off the top of my head.
TND got eight or more hours of sleep last night.
False. Seven hours, par for the course for me.
The next Doper has marched in protest or been at a public rally at some point in the last five years, and if so, will tell us the issue at stake.
I’m not sure it was a protest per se, but I’ve marched in Houston’s [GLBT] Pride Day rally both years I’ve been here.
TND has a grocery store “member” savings card on his or her person - wallet, purse or keychain.
False.
Apparently you Dopers who never saw Hemo are younger than I (turning 48 next week) am, or else your school system just didn’t believe in having the kids see that “bloody” flick every couple of years. If you ever meet someone who mentions the film, shout “SEA WATER!” and wait for the reaction.
TND has gotten some “afternoon delight” in the past few days.
False, but did get a.m. pleasuring on Tuesday morning.
TND has played in one of the Mafia games
SSG Schwartz
False, although I was mildly tempted.
The next Doper is asleep as I write this, Sat. 12:23am EST.
True. I seldom get up that early.
The next Doper has never heard of Dick Donato.
True.
The next Doper has never heard of Nels Cline.
True.
TNP has either given or received “road head”
SSG Schwartz
True. (Given–it’s awfully hard for a woman to receive road head.)
TND has won a prize on the radio.
False. I was the caller after the winning caller during a contest to win a new sound system when I was at university. Never got that close to winning anything big again.
The Next Doper has been kicked out of a museum in London.
False.
TND has never had a threesome. (I just had my first one last night, and I don’t recommend it.)
False. In fact I have one on my calender…or perhaps I should say my “to do” list. I recommend them (under the right circumstances).
TND has done something they were not legally old enough to do.
Yes. And stuff I would never be able to do legally, ever.
TND has gone strawberry picking.
True, just not this year.
TND reads the encyclopedia for fun.
True. I also read the dictionary for fun.
TND has planted tomatos this year.
True.
TND has a smallpox vaccination scar.