True…I love my dough!
TND has jumped with his/her motorcycle over a ditch, car, or <gulp> human.
False. I’ve never even driven a motorcycle (although I’ve enjoyed the few rides I’ve had on them, driven by others).
The next Doper prefers Bach to Beethoven.
False, and Mozart kicks both their asses.
TND has at least 3 TVs.
False, just two – the one I use in my apartment, and a 1979-vintage black & white that’s in my parents’ attic (or at least was when I moved to Indiana).
TND, however, is too young (or was too privileged as a child) to have ever owned a black & white TV set.
False! Owned 2 13" with the rotary dials one for uhf and one for VHF.
TND can shoot the hairs off a flys’ butt at 300 yards.
Heir (or Hair :D) I’ve already adimmited to not being able to spell with a dictionary and both hands. It’s gotten worse since I got bit by that spider.
Anyway True…if it’s a really reall big fly and I had a camera.
TND spends all his time the computer but can’t really type.
False. Typing was the most useful class I took in high school.
TND bought their first cell phone within the last two years.
False.
TND owned a cellphone at or before age 14.
False. When I was 14 cellphones all weighted 200 lbs. And to get to the community cell phone you had to walk a mile in the snow. Uphill. Both ways. AND WE WERE GRATFUL!
TND is absently minding picking their nose.
False. I’m purposeful when I pick my nose.
The next Doper thinks mods are a bit too quick to close long, meandering threads like this.
False. I think they’re gluttons for punishment.
TND will be a mod, closing this thread. 
False (unless I lose a simulpost race).
I have a fever, and TND knows what the only prescription for it is.
True, if you’re thinkin’ cowbell.
The next Doper never quotes SNL.
Obviously false.
I was born 48 years ago today. TND is younger than I am.
True…that was a pretty safe assumption, but only by 4 years.
TND has played poker in a casino in Vegas.
False, still about 3 weeks until I turn 21.
TND is actually full of grats, and it doesn’t hurt a bit.
True. My grats tickle a little now and then, but my doctor assures me that’s normal.
The next Doper feeds brats to his/her grats.
False, I have no idea what grats are.
TND has played piano in front of paying patrons.
SSG Schwartz
False, but I have done standup comedy. For free, sadly.
The Next Doper thinks cats should be banned.
False. My cat Sal has instructed me in no uncertain terms to vote against any proposed cat-banning bill, and of course I must obey him.
The next Doper has recently learned more than he or she really wanted to about gay bathroom sex, thanks to the headlines about former Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho).