True. Very, very true.
TND has caught a fish over 10#.
Stop making fun of me! I’ve been very forthright about my inabilty to spell. And I fully expect to forget how to spell my own name in the next week or so. Don’t taunt the wretched!
Anyway, false. I’ve only caught a few fish. Pretty small ones. Although I’ve been caught. By my stepfather while he was casting out from the dock. Went into my bathing suit. He was horrifed he thought he hurt me. I thought it was funny. Offered to swim around a bit till he reeled me in.
TND will make fun of me.
Only a half-witted loser like you would think that. Err…true, I guess. 
The next doper has seen the movie The Life of Brian.
True, own it on DVD.
TND has seen the movie King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters.
False, but you made me laugh.
TND’s bedroom is painted his or her favorite color.
Correct. A sunny yellow with white trim.
The next Doper has seen (as I just did this afternoon, and mostly liked it) The Lion King on stage.
False, but I do love the movie.
The next Doper has seen him or herself in the mirror with half his or her head shaved.
False.
TND has seen him/herself in the mirror with all of his/her head shaved. Military uniform optional.
True, but I won’t post the picture.
TND has purchased fireworks in the last 72 hours.
SSG Schwartz
False.
TND illegally bought, sold, transfered possession of, or used fireworks for the 4th of July.
True, but not for a few years.
TND never washes hands after pooping, but always denies not washing, particularly when asked about it here.
False. Although I twice happened to be in the bathroom when my then-boss emerged from the toilet stall and headed right out the bathroom door, never having washed his hands. Ick.
The next Doper also has an embarrassing story about a current or former boss, and will now tell us.
::bump::
I guess that would be False.
TND has made love on a beach in a country he/she is not a native of.
SSG Schwartz
No, but infront of the window of a hotel that overlooked the river in Florence yes. Though now I’m just bragging.
TND owns a gun.
Absolutly not.
My piercing glare is enough.
TND has never owend a meerkat but would like to.
Well, Timon in The Lion King is certainly cute. If you can housebreak a meerkat, I’d say true. Not sure how our cat would take to a meerkat, though…
The next Doper has never been smooched by a walrus.
Quite right. Not sure how that got left off my list of things to do.
TND is the go to person for certain poblems by people outside the family.
True. I’m the sounding board for a couple of non-relatives.
The next Doper has been to at least one DopeFest.
False. Although I am seriously considering coordinating a Twin Cities 'dopefest, soon.
(Seriously. You hear me people? Winter is coming on, like TOMORROW, so let’s get something going, toot sweet.)
TND is scared of heights.