I’ve been…restrained. And while restrained, I’ve participated in…acts of a sexual nature. But if we’re talking about literal intercourse while literally tied, no. ahem 
TND had eaten food off another person’s naked body in a sexual context, and/or had it done to them.
False. Does anyone with experience recommend/discourage this practice?
TND has slept with a sex partner while unaware that said partner’s child was in the house.
Directly off of the genitals of either partner is gross IMHO, but a little honey drizzled on a lady’s very aroused, pink nipples…aw shit, I’ll be in my bunk. 
Oh, and don’t do it on any sheets you aren’t prepared to discard.
False, I was always aware.
TND has had sex on a boat or other water craft.
No.
But I bet TND has had anal sex.
Uh, yup.
TND has masturbated with the aid of a toy or other device.
True, but who hasn’t.
In keeping with the theme, TND has fantasized during sex
SSG Schwartz
No.
But I hear TND has had full-blown sexual intercourse while at least one of the people involved was fully clothed. Of course, technicalities (pants around the knees, etc.) count.
Who hasn’t?
TND has had intercourse to completion at their’s or their partner’s place of employment during business hours.
Dayum. Did I light a fire in this thread or what? Buncha pervs… 
Yup…we both work there and we make the hours.
TND has had intercourse in an old dirty bathroom at a gas station…
Nope. But I have had sex in the dirty basement of a florist.
TND has had sex on the hood of a car.
False, it was the back seat of a '72 Pinto.
TND has had sex with a relative of the partner in the room.
SSG Schwartz
Yes. It was in the same room with my soon to be brother-in-law, who was sleeping.
Ok, I need to quit this game, because I am pretty much going to say yes to any of the sex questions. I need a new hobby.
(Subtle attempt at moving the game away from sex questions.)
TND loves trips in helicopters.
Sure. The principals were “me,” “my wife at the time” and “our kids,” and the setting was “motel room.” We were really quiet and they were really young. 
TND lost their virginity after age 18.
Shit. False - I’ve never taken one, but would love to.
And, getting back on track, here’s one Fisha might say no to: TND lost their virginity after age 18.
Nope. Only about three months off, though.
I bet TND also had their first kiss at age 17 like I did.
Oooww…I have to answer this if I’m breaking th rules of the thread…OK technically it wasn’t during business hours but it was still working hours. And I had this huge crush on this guy who came in after hours and basically said now or never!!! So we did it the (Yeticus Rex…)in the filthy bathroom.
And then I got fired. Well, the things we do for lust.
I’ve also come very close to doing it on the hood of a car. But we stopped and as one says “got a room”.
But to get back to the thread, my partner’s not in the the room. But my mother is. And I’ve scewed her nephew. My cousin. BUT WE’RE NOT BLOOD RELATIONS OK?
TND has been rimmed. Or has rimmed others.
No, sadly.
TND has had more than two fingers inside another person’s vagina or anus.
Jesus, type for a while and suddenly it’s a whole different thread when you come back.
I think I have. I’ve walked up and down Manhattan and over NH soo I might have clocked 10 miles.
My last TND stands goddammit
False.
TND has never achieved orgasm with the aid of an electrical or electronic device.
ETA: To OneCentStamp, true. I had four fingers in someone’s vagina once. Which, um, subsequently bled for two weeks. Which, in turn, led to a pretty angry girlfriend. My limit was two after that.
False. Women are unappealing, and men are…sensitive.
(Woo hoo, finally!!!)
TND is an orphan.
ETA, good grief, I even previewed.
True, I have never used a electrical or electronic device. I’m a prude, remember?
STOP EDITING EVERYONE, damnit. I’m easily confused.