[QUOTE=fisha]
TND is an orphan.
[/QUOTE]
False, assuming the woman who gave me a bag of Vietnamese egg rolls and a birthday cake today is really my mom. 
TND has had sex with an orphan (quit changing the subject, fisha). 
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
No, sadly.
TND has had more than two fingers inside another person’s vagina or anus.
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Now that’s better.
False. But I have been on the other side…of several more than two fingers.
TND is sick of this thread because he/she is an unfulfill prude
Closest I’ve come (heh) is two partners with stepdads. Both had pretty severe daddy issues, unfortunately.
ETA for betenoir’s post: False. I’m anything but a prude. I take purity tests to feel like more of a badass.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND has had sex with an orphan (quit changing the subject, fisha).
[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I don’t rightly know. Perhaps, but I didn’t know it at the time.
TND has had sex in a military setting
Umm. Nope.
TND will post a TND that they have personally done.
Basicaly false. But sex with a drill
sargeant. In (and out of) uniform
I love a man in a uniform.
TND has had sex with someone not of his/hers particular predilection.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
TND has had sex with someone not of his/hers particular predilection.
[/QUOTE]
Sure. While I consider myself overwhelmingly heterosexual today, my first consensual sexual experiences were with other boys. We’re talking early teens here, but still.
TND rarely or never wears underwear.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
Umm. Nope.
TND will post a TND that they have personally done.
[/QUOTE]
Nope. Although I’d do matt. and Sampiro. But they in all likelyhood they wouldn’t do me. C’mon guys. Take a walk on the the wild side…
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Sure. While I consider myself overwhelmingly heterosexual today, my first consensual sexual experiences were with other boys. We’re talking early teens here, but still.
TND rarely or never wears underwear.
[/QUOTE]
:eek: How did you know?
TND has a fetish for woman’s undewear.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Nope. Although I’d do matt. and Sampiro. But they in all likelyhood they wouldn’t do me. C’mon guys. Take a walk on the the wild side…
[/QUOTE]
Huh. I thought projammer meant TND would post an activity that they have personally done, not a person that they have done.
Assuming you were right in your interpretation, I wouldn’t kick lobstermobster or Miss Purl McKnittington out of bed for eating crackers.
TND will post a non-sexual question.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND rarely or never wears underwear.
[/QUOTE]
False.
TND has run into problems as a result of not wearing underwear (in general, or on a specific day).
[QUOTE=betenoir]
:eek: How did you know?
TND has a fetish for woman’s undewear.
[/QUOTE]
Dude, what are we doing? We’re all out of step. Anyway, false. Althought now you mention it… 
TND will post a non-sexual question.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND will post a non-sexual question.
[/QUOTE]
True.
Non-sexual statement coming up: TND has never been to an Asian country.
(and hi, all you people upthread. How you doing? ;))
For me, that’s a sexual question.
And I haven’t. And I don’t plan to unless I find myself single in the future, because the temptation of little Asian girls everywhere would be absolutely impossible for me to resist.
The next doper flunked out of high school chemistry.
False. I did pretty well in chemistry. The only thing I ever fluked outright was an art history class in college. Which is kind of sad because it was part of my major.
TND will once again mistake me for a dude. (OneCentStamp I’m looking at you :dubious: . 
.)
[QUOTE=betenoir]
TND will once again mistake me for a dude. (OneCentStamp I’m looking at you :dubious: . .)
[/QUOTE]
Sorry, man. That was a general exclamation of “dude.” I knew you were a chick.
TND knows someone (IRL, I know there’s at least one on the boards; she doesn’t count!) who has undergone gender reassignment surgery.
False. Although I once knew a person who would probably have welcomed GRS.
(Good Lord, I go away for a day and the thread goes bonkers over sex! Who are all of these people? For awhile I thought it was just going to be OneCentStamp and I playing thread ping pong until a mod closed it.)
The next Doper has visited Buckingham Palace.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Huh. I thought projammer meant TND would post an activity that they have personally done, not a person that they have done.
[/QUOTE]
Actually, that was what I had in mind, but betenoir’s answer works too I suppose.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The next Doper has visited Buckingham Palace.
[/QUOTE]
False, but I’d like to.
TND hasn’t had a vacation in more than two years.
False. I had a week in Vermont with my wife’s family over July 4th, and a week on the beach in North Carolina just last month.
The next Doper says “pop” and not “cola.”
Since we’re down to just the same few people posting to the thread over and over again, I think it’s run its course.