I swear that last post wasn’t there when I posted.
False, I do not know the name of the president who served two non-consecutive terms.
TND speaks Spanish.
Yes, y tambien conozco a Grover Cleveland. 
TND jogs or runs for fitness.
False. The best I can manage is a brisk 45-minute walk on the treadmill.
The next doper really hates Brussells Sprouts.
True, mostly. Although “really hates” may be overstating it.
The next Doper enjoys vacationing at the beach.
Yes, when I can get there.
TND never wears sneakers with jeans.
looks down False.
TND was born in a former Confederate state.
No, I’m a proud Buckeye, born and raised (and a former Union Civil War reenactor).
The next Doper hopes to see The Simpsons Movie within its first two weeks of release.
Hopes to? Yes. Plans to? Who knows…
TND has at least one unframed poster on their wall.
Yes, many freebies picked up at college and pro women’s basketball games.
However, the next poster has never been to even one women’s basketball game.
False. I have too many dyke friends not to have been dragged out to a few WNBA games.
TND is pierced somewhere other than the earlobes.
False. But maybe not for long. A rather warped individual of who I am fond has suggested (six. Six!) labia piercings. With locks. On his Sadistic dime. Hmmmm…
TND has never left his home state.
Heh. I wasn’t even born in the States. 
TND is one of the six most recent posters to this thread. We seem to be eliminating the lightweights in our little game here.
Nope. I’ve been actually working for once.
TND has sustained a paper cut in the last week.
False, it’s been years since I got a paper cut.
TND will stop to buy beer on the way home tonight.
SSG Schwartz
No. I don’t even like the few beers I’ve tried.
TND has never had surgery of any kind.
False; I’ve had a few, including LASIK three weeks ago.
TND has never been under general anesthesia.
False. And since it seems we’re down to just a handful of people:
TND never posts from work.
Hah, I rarely post from home!
TND has a family picture in the same room the computer is in.
Going to have to false that one. No pictures at all.
TND owns more than one firearm.
False.
TND starts reading the Dope with Great Debates.