I swear that last post wasn’t there when I posted.
False, I do not know the name of the president who served two non-consecutive terms.
TND speaks Spanish.
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
False. Broke a wrist at 18- hit a ditch with my dad’s brand new truck that I wasn’t supposed to be driving. It ran out in front of me, I swear.
TND speaks Spanish.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, y tambien conozco a Grover Cleveland. 
TND jogs or runs for fitness.
False. The best I can manage is a brisk 45-minute walk on the treadmill.
The next doper really hates Brussells Sprouts.
True, mostly. Although “really hates” may be overstating it.
The next Doper enjoys vacationing at the beach.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
True, mostly. Although “really hates” may be overstating it.
The next Doper enjoys vacationing at the beach.
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Yes, when I can get there.
TND never wears sneakers with jeans.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Yes, when I can get there.
TND never wears sneakers with jeans.
[/QUOTE]
looks down False.
TND was born in a former Confederate state.
No, I’m a proud Buckeye, born and raised (and a former Union Civil War reenactor).
The next Doper hopes to see The Simpsons Movie within its first two weeks of release.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The next Doper hopes to see The Simpsons Movie within its first two weeks of release.
[/QUOTE]
Hopes to? Yes. Plans to? Who knows…
TND has at least one unframed poster on their wall.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND has at least one unframed poster on their wall.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, many freebies picked up at college and pro women’s basketball games.
However, the next poster has never been to even one women’s basketball game.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
However, the next poster has never been to even one women’s basketball game.
[/QUOTE]
False. I have too many dyke friends not to have been dragged out to a few WNBA games.
TND is pierced somewhere other than the earlobes.
False. But maybe not for long. A rather warped individual of who I am fond has suggested (six. Six!) labia piercings. With locks. On his Sadistic dime. Hmmmm…
TND has never left his home state.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
False. But maybe not for long. A rather warped individual of who I am fond has suggested (six. Six!) labia piercings. With locks. On his Sadistic dime. Hmmmm…
TND has never left his home state.
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Heh. I wasn’t even born in the States. 
TND is one of the six most recent posters to this thread. We seem to be eliminating the lightweights in our little game here.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Heh. I wasn’t even born in the States.
TND is one of the six most recent posters to this thread. We seem to be eliminating the lightweights in our little game here.
[/QUOTE]
Nope. I’ve been actually working for once.
TND has sustained a paper cut in the last week.
False, it’s been years since I got a paper cut.
TND will stop to buy beer on the way home tonight.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
False, it’s been years since I got a paper cut.
TND will stop to buy beer on the way home tonight.
SSG Schwartz
[/QUOTE]
No. I don’t even like the few beers I’ve tried.
TND has never had surgery of any kind.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
No. I don’t even like the few beers I’ve tried.
TND has never had surgery of any kind.
[/QUOTE]
False; I’ve had a few, including LASIK three weeks ago.
TND has never been under general anesthesia.
False. And since it seems we’re down to just a handful of people:
TND never posts from work.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
TND never posts from work.
[/QUOTE]
Hah, I rarely post from home!
TND has a family picture in the same room the computer is in.
Going to have to false that one. No pictures at all.
TND owns more than one firearm.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
Going to have to false that one. No pictures at all.
TND owns more than one firearm.
[/QUOTE]
False.
TND starts reading the Dope with Great Debates.