False.
I start reading the Dope at the Pit. 
The next Doper can walk on his or her hands.
False.
TND has gone to Comic-Con.
False-ish
I’ve been to a few SF cons that had a comics track but never THE Comics Con
TND job/career has little or nothing to do with what s/he studied in college
[QUOTE=anyrose]
False-ish
I’ve been to a few SF cons that had a comics track but never THE Comics Con
TND job/career has little or nothing to do with what s/he studied in college
[/QUOTE]
False, though I don’t always spend that much time doing things strictly in my field of study.
TND is or has experimented with becoming a vegetarian.
Absolutely false. Just enjoyed a small sirloin for lunch today, as a matter of fact.
The next Doper is a member of a book club.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The next Doper is a member of a book club.
[/QUOTE]
Only Oprah’s. 
TND has at least ten bottles of wine in his or her house right now.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
TND has at least ten bottles of wine in his or her house right now.
[/QUOTE]
Do empty ones count? True (they’ve been piling up).
Bottles of wine meaning, I could go home and uncork a fresh one? False.
Though I do have one which I’m about halfway through.
You decide.
TND is NOT watching the sun rise (meaning you’re not on the continental US/Canada/ or Latin coutries).
True? I slept through the sunrise but I’m in the continental US.
TND has a cat in the room right now.
well, just outside the room, with one paw in. . . .
TND owns more than 3 pairs of blue jeans
Way true, about 10.
TND will respond within 15 minutes.
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
Way true, about 10.
TND will respond within 15 minutes.
[/QUOTE]
checks clock Heh. Not even close. I feel like I’m hovering over this thread with defibrillator paddles; every time I post to it, it’s been like five hours.
TND has at least three living grandparents.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
checks clock Heh. Not even close. I feel like I’m hovering over this thread with defibrillator paddles; every time I post to it, it’s been like five hours.
TND has at least three living grandparents.
[/QUOTE]
False. 
TND takes baths, not showers.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
False.
TND takes baths, not showers.
[/QUOTE]
False- it’s showers all the way.
TND has the deepest, cutest dimples ever (on their face).
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
False- it’s showers all the way.
TND has the deepest, cutest dimples ever (on their face).
[/QUOTE]
Aww, but false.
TND is thinking about getting dressed up for a night out.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Aww, but false.
TND is thinking about getting dressed up for a night out.
[/QUOTE]
True.
TND has eaten meat from an animal he or she killed.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
True.
TND has eaten meat from an animal he or she killed.
[/QUOTE]
True. I used to do a lot of fishing.
TND has at least one entire TV series on DVDs.
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?]
True. I used to do a lot of fishing.
TND has at least one entire TV series on DVDs.
[/QUOTE]
False.
TND has worn clothing sold for the opposite sex.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
False.
TND has worn clothing sold for the opposite sex.
[/QUOTE]
True, if neckties count
TND secretly wishes to be a contestant on a reality show
False - not at all interested. The closest I ever came to a network TV appearance was when I qualified for Jeopardy!, but they never called me to appear on the show.
The next Doper has seen Jeopardy! in the past month.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
False - not at all interested. The closest I ever came to a network TV appearance was when I qualified for Jeopardy!, but they never called me to appear on the show.
The next Doper has seen Jeopardy! in the past month.
[/QUOTE]
Man, not even in the past five years.
TND doesn’t like ice cream.