Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush

Umm… I had a crush on Ricky Ricardo when I was little.

Rosie O’Donnell. I was so depressed when she came out …

CeCe Connolly, who subs sometimes for Mara Liasson on Fox News Sunday. Man, do the guys ever roll their eyes at me when I confess my secret lust for CeCe.

Uh, no, actually (sorry); when did that become slang for that?

Ok…Ok…I’ll admit it.
I have a thing for Patrick Stewart.Mrrowr…:-P…
IDBB

That guy on Discovery’s Mail Call. The drill sergeant.

I like a strong-willed man with a sense of humor. [sub]So that I can grind him to dust under my heel.[/sub]

Did I say that out loud?

She’s a bit older than I am but umm… Martha Stewart - It’s a good thing

Breezy,

Ditto with Kid Rock…ah yes.

What IS it with these “bad boys of rock”!?!??!

Tonya Harding.

Haj

Count me in. Gotta love that attitude of hers.

i used to wanna do hillary clinton in ways that are illegal in some states! booiiinnggg!!!

Umm… wasn’t he voted the sexiest man on TV back when STNG was alive? How exactly does that count as “sexually unappealing?” Likewise Michelle Pfeiffer. Let’s stay focussed, people.

Badtz Maru, a definate amen on Janeane Garofalo! I would also love a rool in the hay with Bette Midler. Not sure why…just something about her

David Bowie, Jack Nickolson.
I guess I have a little something for freaks…

hum… Nicholson that was…

I’m with Lady…Tim Robins is cute to me!

Christopher Walken. Those eyes, that voice…yowza!

Sinead O’Connor but only if she’s bald.

David Letterman

We seem to have similar tastes. Can we share Mr. Care Bear?