Notting Hill: Boy meets superstar, boy loses superstar, boy gets superstar back (with help of flaky friends), and they all live happily ever after.
Citizen Kane: Guy dies. Says “Rosebud!” It’s his sled.
**Gone With the Wind:**Took him 10 hours (or however long this movie is) to figure out he doen’t give a damn.
The Crying Game: “I know all that there is to know…about cross dressing…” NOT a date movie.
The Stand: “See, I CAN write a story that’s longer than It”
The Wheel of Time saga (by Robert Jorden: “Oh yeah? Well, I can write a pointless story that’s a hundred pages shy of It, and I can do this 10 times, with no end in sight!”
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Runaway Jury Guy rigs jury in tobacco trial and gets money. Guy gets caught. Guy gets away and seems to be able to live happily ever. Girl helping him the whole time double crosses him.
BTW, the movie adaptation is supposedly being rewritten to have the case be centered on gun control instead of being about tobacco lawsuits.
It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.
The best one I’ve heard (not made up) is kind of obscure: “Heavy: Should have been titled Slow.”
Can’t resist…< sweating >…must not post here again…< shaking > …I can’t resist! < tieing off bicept, slapping forearm >
Hope Floats: So does shit.
The Thin Red Line: Hey! Who let all the drama queens in the army?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
2001, a space oddysey: Ooh! An exciting space mov… zzzznnk snore… …huh? Wha…? What the fuck, a giant fetus?
“So what you are telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else that you have never seen.”
Jagged Little Pill… would be easier to stomach than this garbage.
Eyes Wide Shut: Kubrick. Cruise. Kidman. CRAP!
Titanic What had more holes? The plot or the boat?