Examples:
Economics
Marx and Engels collaboration grew closer, their proletarian members waiting to be emancipated from the shackles of their capitalistic trousers. As bare flesh pressed against bare flesh, their cries grew louder. “Exploit me! I have nothing to lose but these shackles!”. Marx yelled wildly as he rejected feudalist ideals, surrendering himself to the tyranny of the bourgeoisie. As they stared into the opiates of each other’s eyes, they reached a religious and sacred union like a half-forgotten dream, like the workers of the world, under a banner of brotherhood and solid solidarity, collapsing into an antithesis of industrial revolution, breathing heavily, losing nothing but their chains, their shames, their very souls. Engels later slept on the wet spot.”
Math
That night, Newton went down on Leibnitz N times, letting NM represent the number of times she climaxed. As N grew larger and larger, faster and faster, she wondered if she would ever reach a limit. The problem seemed hard and then harder, and she began to think about the delicious probability P(NM) quickly approaching ever more fantastic sums, even for any NM, and even if mixing real and imaginary numbers, for any N greater than zero, then greater still, and expressing that as a function of lust and lasciviousness in more and more dimensions… until she thought she would pass out from manipulating so many variables…”
History
General Sherman kept shining his rifle while marching to the sea, until it was long and ready, almost throbbing in the sunlight. The air smelled richly of gunpowder and lust. Faintly, faintly whispering in the autumn wind, he could hear the South cry with reckless abandon. “Penetrate me. Deeper. Scorch my Earth”. Cocking his blunderbuss, he continued to march towards Atlanta. “Oh, Atlanta!”, he moaned triumphantly, marching faster and faster, not really relaxing until he heard the whispered and grateful rejoinder - “Welcome to Atlanta”…