Riddle Me This

What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?

Who’s on first?

Maybe a rhetoriddle?

Are you really expecting an answer to is this question or are you just trying to make some kind of point?

Well played:D

Indeed.

They throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

You get the sound of one hand clapping.

"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question? "
A riddleiculous answer.

“How many rhetorical questions does it take to change a light bulb?”

Does it really make sound if no one’s there to hear it?

A non-sequitur.

Pitted.

Exactly.

Knock-knock.

What knockers.

A raven and a writing-desk?

What do YOU get?

No soap. Radio.

One of its legs are both the same.