Did I miss a name change or something?
A cool name.
Been around five years.
From my home city.
I have no memory of this handle.
What’s the deal?
Patty O’Furniture was once Attrayant.
What drinks a lot and sits in the back yard?
Paddy O’Furniture.
My boss’s name is Pat. We called her Pattio Furniture for a long time, until she bought a house. She took a long time furnishing it, so we called her
Pattio No Furniture.
Lame, I know. 
Patty O’Furniture’s sig line is “I am the poster formerly known as “Attrayant”.”
Shouldn’t her name have been Patty No’Furniture? Just seems to flow nicer to me.
It’s supposed to be Patio furniture. Like, as in, furniture that sits on your patio.
There’s a store here called Paddy O’Furniture. Has a shamrock on the sign.
And didn’t Attrayant used to be Opus?
Yes.
This is getting confusing.
Yeah, I heard that joke when I was six.
I was responding to Elenia28’s Pattio No Furniture. Too many syllables. Makes my brain wiggle.
Ahh, I see now. Although looking at what Elenia28 wrote, I think it was a mistake, a la ‘gotcha ya’. I’m pretty sure [s]he meant ‘Patty No’Furniture’.
The only thing I know for sure is that she’s afraid of Hugh Jass.