Right-wing media fearmongering taken to its logical end

Except, of course, in post 141, where you very clearly lied. You stated, as if it were fact, that merely reporting a violent crime would lead to fines and jail time. And yet, there’s no evidence whatsoever to indicate that’s ever happened, anywhere, anytime.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11599551&postcount=141

You also lied about illegal immigrants and health care in a different thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11603061&postcount=70

There’s also your lies about taxes and who pays them, but it’s late, and I can’t be arsed get the links.

So no, I don’t have a vendetta against you, but please stop posting your ignorant lies. Thanks much.

Well I for one am glad we got that cleared up.

Broomstick, you ignorant slut. You’ve lied and lied and lied again, and since I am utterly incapable of detecting any linguistic nuance, cannot discern any meaning from context, and have no choice but to take everything at its most literal, I am glad that someone has finally pointed out your nefarious wordplay.

Wait, what was the topic again?

We were talking about Carol Stream and how smart and wonderful she is.
Edit to add, yeah Broomstick, Carol showed YOU what for, didn’t she? Bitch better make sure your i’s are crossed and t’s are dotted next time! Carol’s on the case!

Yes, you would be subject to investigation, the possible outcome of which might include fine and/or jail. That is different than saying you will automatically be fined and jailed. I’m sorry you fail to understand that punishment normally isn’t automatic in the adult world.

It’s also typical of you that you mistake a clarification for a contradiction or retraction.

PROVE that my statement there is wrong. You provide no supporting evidence to contradict that, just your belief that illegals are stealing your pennies.

Ah - so you think you vaguely recall something I might have said… but you can’t find it. Maybe because it doesn’t exist?

But of course you have a vendetta - anytime I say anything your first response is to say I’m wrong, often displaying your own ignorance on the subject. It doesn’t matter to me one bit that you have a personal dislike for me, but it would be helpful if you managed some rational discussion in the meanwhile.

The irony of all this, of course, is that it’s outside the bounds of possibly that a Census worker who knocks on your door might in fact be me! After all, I don’t like that far away from you…

Broomstick, let Carol have her imaginary victory. She’s not worth it.

>sigh< I suppose you are right, although it is quite annoying to be having a conversation with some folks and have the harpy leap up screeching accusations. I console myself with the knowledge that I am not her sole target, and rational adults realize what a ridiculous human caricature she is.

I think Perry fell asleep while rereading “Seven Days In May.”

Has it ever happened? Ever? How often? In what circumstances?

I already did, right in that thread. Why are you being willfully ignorant?

Again, with the lies. I said I wouldn’t be arsed to find it, not that I can’t find it. Lying Bitch.

Ooooo. That’s gotta sting.

Oops!

Not exactly an “Oops!” yet. There’s all kinds of diversionary crap going on in all directions, whether intentional or not. I still think it’s damn hinky to even think about declaring it suicide when the man’s hands were tied together at the wrist, I don’t care how loose it was (other than completely untied).

Well, I thought that might have wrapped it up, until I read this part:

I submit that any investigative agency which has not yet been able to conclusively rule out accidental death in the instant case may be wholly and utterly incompetent. :smiley:

I don’t buy it. The whole case for the “suicide” is that he didn’t have any defensive wounds and he wasn’t taped up very well. There are far better explanations for the lack of defensive wounds–maybe he had a gun to his head and really couldn’t fight back, for instance. (My understanding is that this was not a guy who has been in a lot of fights.) And I wouldn’t expect a bunch of stoned rednecks to perform a quality tape-up job.

It’s entirely possible that the “law enforcement officials” they talked to aren’t involved in the investigation at all. This is mostly going to be handled by the state cops and the FBI, so a Manchester or Clay County deputy might very well be passing along the gossip that’s been going around town. Even if they do have the skinny, it’s just speculation, and pretty weak speculation at that.

I call bullshit.

Given that this has gone to 194 posts, I thought it important to note that it may have been called in four:

Possible insurance scam???

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34130128/ns/us_news-life/
MSNBC reports it a suicide.

Best line of the article (sorry it makes me laugh):

Huh. I have to say I was completely wrong about this. I totally didn’t expect that.

I still find it hard to believe, but with the new information out there it seems more plausible.

I hereby apologize to all the potentially violent right-wing nutcase teabaggers out there. Apparently in this case you all were actually blameless.

I’ve read all four pages. This is the fault of the right wing media… in what way?

…Or, in other words, as a conservative can I get a second for:

Blaming this unfortunate’s death on the right wing media…
WTF!!!