According to Conan O’Brien, the short version is Colin Quinn’s version, and Norm only pulled this out because he was told to fill a 7 minute segment on his show. It was the only thing he could think of to talk about and to make it fill the time added all the extra details.
I continue to explore Mr.MacDonald’s work. Today this laid me out for several minutes; I admit that I, like Blake Griffin, had never thought about the Rookie of the Year Curse:
That’s a fun one. A few days ago, Letterman did a similar thing at a Nets press conference, asking Kevin Durant why his nickname is KD. I wonder if that was a little tribute to Norm by Dave.
I saw that. Was that really only a few days ago? It was almost like the old-days with Dave, back when he actually did stuff.
“What percent do you plan to give on the court this year? 90? 95? 110?”
That segment easily could’ve been another ten minutes (at least!) of comedy gold!
Yeah, there could have bee a lot more Norm. That said, I wasn’t expecting that first Dasani joke and gave an honest to goodness Laugh Out Loud. Not a chuckle or smirk, a screen spraying (if I’d been sipping something, luckily not) full belly laugh on a Sunday morning.
On the radio today heard two additional sketches by Norm. “Hidden Track” mocked Star Search, (where Norm first appeared and did not do well). “Magic Phones”, which was new to me, is a funny and folksy discussion of smartphones.
For the sake of completeness, over the last few months comedy radio has played two other excellent stand-up routines. I would call them Teachers and -Canadian astronaut Marc Garneau. Probably not their real names.