Well?
Potsie.
He’s at least good looking.
Potsie, no question.
I don’t know about all that, but I woulda jumped on Joanie’s slutty friend Jenny Piccalo. Just 'cause…well, I dug slutty chicks during my Happy Days years. Well, I dug the concept of slutty chicks anyway, since I was like 11 when Happy Days was on.
Jon
I can’t believe I’m getting invovled in this … but Jenny Piccalo wasn’t even seen on screne for like the first seven years.
What a horrifying prospect. Ritchie, Potsie or Ralph! Honestly!
Okay I’ll take Ralph. There’s something dirrrty about Ralph.
Ritchie, as long as his first name is Guy.
Yeah, but I knew she was slutty. Thats all that mattered.
Jon
Am I the first to say Al? After all, he owned his own business and had unlimited access to free fries and shakes!
Nah, you just like him because he has a car. I guess he gets dirty from pushing it around though. (It was a piece of crap IIRC.)
Ralph I guess if I’ve only got one bullet.
I’ll take Richie then.
Who knew he would turn out to be a big Hollywood director?
Pass me that credit card, baby, I’m going shopping
While Potsie is the cutest, I’ll go for Richie. Potsie is a nitwit and Ralph is a big cry-baby.
But if I could have free reign and the Tuscadero sisters were out of town, I’d go for Marion. Yeow!
What about Chachi? Can I have him?
What, you think Potsie doesn’t qualify as a big-time Hollywood director? Check out this resume! 
I mean, we’ve got Hercules, Xena, ST:Voyager, STDSN, BH 90210, just to name a few! He’s obviously got mad directorating skillz to have those kinds of credits to his name.
On the other hand, I’ve never seen so many colon-ized names in one person’s list before, and everyone knows that colons in a title are bad news.
If you like your happy days chicks slutty, then you should move to Korea. Joanine Loves Chachi was shown over there, but Chachi is the Korean word for penis. Somehow I think Joanie loves Penis would have been a much better show.
Richie most definitely - wholesome, smart, respectful of his parents. Yeah, he’d have been my choice.
As an aside, his daughters attend the same boarding school as my niece. But I think the older one has graduated… Dunno, they live in another state. Anyway, I understand he’s a really nice guy IRL.
Ralph - he makes me laugh, and I think he’d be desperate enough to REALLY appreciate it.
Richie because he was always finding his thrill on blueberry hill.
I wouldn’t do any of 'em. Ritchie, because I’d feel like I was robbing the cradle. The other two, because they’re revolting. But I might stop to watch Ralph do Potsie.