Well, when I 1st started posting, I figured I’d be eaten alive, like being in a den of hyenas. Then I remembered the bit about the Biblical Daniel. So, since I like wolves…
Who?
tigger, BYZ, why not come to the party? you can mathc wits with a drunken Wally
I can “mathc wits with a drunken Wally”???
I think I can match wits a drunken YOU!!!
Just how much have you had to drink? Ya lush! Okay, okay, let me put my pasties on and see if I can find your thread and “mathc” wits with anyone there. But I warn you, I’m sobber and armed with a frightening vocabulary. You must forgive me if I become garrulous. Or just a plain old bitch… oh, wait, everyone already EXPECTS that of me.
See you soon. Course, you might see two or three of me…
A grand huh? Well, yer still so ugly, they use your snapshot down at the poison control center to induce vomiting.
Yer so ugly, they hadda tie a pork chop around yer neck before the wolves would take you.
And the breath. When you say ‘Hi’, and we say :: cough, cough :: ‘Hi’, that is called a clue. The chicharones have got to go. If you drink a mug of nasty tar strength moke and it improves your breath, that’s the limit. Hello, 911? We have a Tic Tac emergency here.
I wouldn’t say you’re out of shape, but your knees buckle and your belt won’t. Your back goes out more often than you. You got a wooden leg, with a kick stand. Tell us the story again, Unca Danny, about how you invented rocks. It used to be tri weekly, now it’s just try weakly.
Yer so ugly, you have a face only a warthog could love - which brings us to your fiance.
Wups!
:: Sprinting for cover, diving into trench ::
Is that the magic number to graduate from newbie? You’ve been busy since March, averaging over 10 posts a day! I have enjoyed your viewpoints along the way…oh yeah, pit.
Is it true you were the first to introduce feltching to wolves?
later, Tom
::tiggeril hops in the car and lays rubber all the way to the party thread::
But Daniel,
The story is Daniel in the ** lion’s ** den, not the wolves den…
(Not that I’m complaining… I like Wolves… Zev is hebrew for wolf)
Zev Steinhardt
Zev/wolf: Thanks for that info, I’ll have to remember that, note “blaith” is celtic for wolf. And, yes I know about the Lions ferkrissakes, but I decieded to be nice and envision my fellow sdmbers as wolves, whom I like, not lions.
“Speakeasy”: “an illicit place where they serve cheap booze”-- 'nuff said.
Byzantine: “a country run by homosexual eunuchs” - “not that there’s anything wrong with that…”