The ventriloquist is visiting a farm, and decides to have a little fun with the farmer.
So the ventriloquist goes up to the dog, and says, “How’s everything?”
The dog answers, “Not good at all. The farmer treats me bad - he makes me stay out in the barn, even on winter nights.”
The farmer is startled but doesn’t say anything.
Then the ventriloquist goes to the cow and says, “How’s everything?”
The cow says, “Not good at all. The farmer treats me bad - his hands are rough and he never uses lotion on them. My udder is chafed like you wouldn’t believe.”
The farmer says, “Before we go any further - that sheep on the end is a liar!”
Regards,
Shodan
