Robot Of Total Destruction Test--which Infernal Device Are You?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

To find out which mechanical Engine Of Destruction Spreading Dismay Over Ghod’s Green Earth you are, CLICK HERE.

As for me,

Check it out, you’re an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you’re always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You’ve fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they’re dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

Which Infernal Device are you ?

[AsecretK]

you’re Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter “kill all humans” in your sleep - and after all, it’s the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren’t even yours. You’ve got what it takes. You’re the right stuff.

[VunderBob]

Robocop! Kewl…

[slortar]

W00t! I’m Megatron!

[Jenaroph]

I’m Bender too. Aww, I wanted to be Megaweapon! What’s cooler than…um… a dumptruck…with fender spikes…that burps fire?

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

I’m Gigantor!

@Gigantor

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don’t let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

And I gotta say, it fits.
“Bigger than big. Stronger than strong.”

I like it. I like it a LOT.

See you all at the gym.

[CandidGamera]

According to my previous attempts at this test, I am Optimus Prime.

[noname]

Another ABC warrior checking in.

[CandidGamera]

For Reference, the Optimus Text:

@ColossalDeathRobotTest

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can’t resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

Tell the world you’re an Autobot with the following non-heat-sensitive sticker:

[Flander]

"You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can’t resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?"

Yep, that pretty much says it all.

[Munch]

Set sail for the end zone, 'cause you’re the Sonic 2 Final Boss!

You were the first colossal death robot I ever defeated, but don’t be disheartened. You may just be a fat smelly bloke in a colossal robot exterior, but thousands and thousands of theoretical blue hedgehogs have been bludgeoned into fetid jam by your titanic feet. Learn to love yourself, and you will learn to love the world.

I was answering as if I was HK-47 from KOTOR. Not even close, IMO.

[BadBadger]

“Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you’re worth it.”

Thanks, that made my day. I’m off to the pub for some carnage

[CandidGamera]

Filling out the test in “bad mood” mode, I got Megatron. How ironic.

[CandidGamera]

If folks are interested, I have several other amusing quizzes linked from a section of my website here : http://www.elvenempire.com/me.html - some of them may be defunct, now. The Video Game Character quiz was a favorite, and the Looney Tunes Mental Profile at the bottom is my favorite ever. The Elmer and Tweety resposnes are sidesplittingly hilarious.

[swampbear]

Can it, you’re Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter “kill all humans” in your sleep - and after all, it’s the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren’t even yours. You’ve got what it takes. You’re the right stuff.

I’m cool with this so long as I can have all the burly men I can…err… you know.

[Zebra]

I am
GIGANTOR!

[Maus_Magill]

I’m Bender, too.

Maybe if I were flashier.

I love the last question on the quiz.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

ABC warrior, Deadlock is my name.

[Theodore_Striker]

Another ABC… finally I have found a place where those of my kind are common.

[Avarie537]

I’m Megatron, too.