Hi Eve,
I know how you just love robots in all their many forms. I found this site and thought of you.
Enjoy.
Yer pal,
Rue.
shaking head That is so sad, Rue. Very, very, sad.
Rue, sweetie, babycakes, I’m really starting to worry about you. I used to admire your dedication to your kids, molding them into fine, future citizens and all that. But now I’m thinking maybe you need a little more contact with adults - you remember adults? They’re like kids, only bigger, and their voices are deeper, and they can talk about things going on in the world…
Ya know I kid outta love, right? [sub]not gonna ask how you found that site…[/sub]
What? Did you two feel left out?
OK, one for Icey.
And one for Snickers.
You guys can trade around if you want.
-Rue.
And so, as the night progressed over the Antipodes, wickedly shrill cackles could be heard from a house somewhere in the depths of Auckland, NZ …
Rue when I see someone like you posting links like those, it makes me feel so good. I mean, it’s proof that I am almost sorta normal.
swampbear “almost sorta normal”???
yeah - right! <giggle giggle>
uh, Rue, thanks, I think…
First I was worried about Rue, now it’s YOU Icey. Yer not meant to laugh at the cock’s ya know. They are standing erect in majestic finery, and you CACKLE! What sort of a woman ARE you to scoff???
Actually, I tooAM concerned about how you found these sites Rue…too much time on your hands perhaps?? Or not enough other things to occupy them?
I’m not sure if I should be flattered or horrified that robot porn put you in mind of me . . .
Oh, sure, you pick on the fundamentalists and some people take offense, but everybody thinks it’s just fine to say anything at all about us robots. Well I, for one, am sick of it. I demand an immediate apology, and more pictures.
Klaatu barada nikto, y’all.
Ummm . . . Does that mean our date is off, then?
Sorry I’ve been away so long. Shaping and moulding young minds and all that. I also had to get more batteries and cheese. It’s amazing how fast you go through batteries and cheese when you are moulding and shaping young minds.
Of course you’re “almost sorta normal” Swampy. At least you could see normal from where you are. If you stood on a really tall chair. But for you, this.
I take time out of my busy day trying to help people and this is the thanks I get kambuckta? But in honor of your “location”, for you.
I was hoping you’d lean more towards the “flattered” Eve. “Horrified” could lead to more paperwork. Restraining orders can get so time consuming.
So I’ve heard.
And calm down Robot Arm. This is just for you. Try not to fry a circuit board, OK?
-Rue.
:eek: Rue a Scooby Doo website? How could you! You know how upset he makes me. Now I’m gonna have to pull out some looney tunes tapes to get that horrible cartoon out of my mind.
However, the history of toilets was kinda fun, so I forgive ya.
I have got to stop clicking on links while at work.
[sup]If anyone asks you never saw me.[/sup]
When I saw the title “Robots for Eve” I just assumed it would be some twisted parody of “Flowers for Algernoon”. I don’t know why.
I want one Rue!
Me next! Me! Me!
Yeah dwyr! Stop clicking links and get back to work! Sheesh!
Parodies? Shibb, Idon’t do parodies. No, no, no, you must be thinking of someone else. I wouldn’t know who.
Sorry Swampy. I din’t mean to get your dander up. (With you, that could be dangerous. Visiblity could drop causing delays at the terminal.) (I’m not sure what that was all about.) Maybe I could do something to make things better?
-Rue.
Oh jeeze! Astroboy shows up right as I’m “Previewing”. OK, maybe I can slap something out…
<sniff> I clicked on my site and there ain’t nuttin’ there.<sniff>
But the cheese site, now that’s priceless.
“What am I seeing oh! God
It is night soil
What a wonderful substance it is It is excreted by
the greatest of all Kings
Its odor speaks of majesty”
Ahhhh…don’t you just love poetry!
It can turn shitting into an art form!
But Rue, the question remains unanswered…how did you find the randy robots in the first place?