Rocker Ted Nugent threatens to assassinate President Obama

[Nuveena]

@VinylTurnip

Hint: it’s what mob extortionists rely on when they say “nice house… be a real shame if something happened to it” instead of “nice house… if you don’t pay me I’m going to come back and commit arson!”

We interrupt this thread to bring you one of my favorite stories on the Dope.

@Hilarity_N.Suze

“That’s a really nice shirt . . . it’d be a shame if something happened to it.”

(Long, slow beat while my husband, who just got home in his nice shirt and is about to cook something, processes what I just said, and comes up with:)

“Are you threatening my shirt?”