Ted Nugent predicts terror attacks on 11 Sept., 2014.

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Don’t know where to put this, but since the Nuge is a major rock figure, Cafe Society seems as good a place as any. Mods, move it if necessary.

It seems Ted Nugent took to his Facebook wall on September 4, and predicted that terrorists would strike at the United States and Europe on Thursday, the 13th anniversary of September 11, 2001.

[QUOTE=The Nuge]
This is going to be the real deal & absolutely survivable against these 4th world allahpuke zombies. STAND! Go heavy, Only a–holes are outgunned, Dont be outgunned or out ammo’d. Goodluck. Be safe, Shoot straight & OFTEN, Godspeed, killemall
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So, is Nugent living in the same world as the rest of us? Is he trolling us? Is dementia setting in on him? He says wacky stuff all the time. What is really going on in his mind? Does he just say shit for the publicity?

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Nuge the Stooge. A whack job since 1958.

(Clarification: Yes, I know he was born in 1948, but he’s been performing since 1958. Still, now that I think about it, he’s probably been a whack job since 1948 too.)

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“Person known to be horribly deranged says something deranged.” This is news how? Can we please just collectively stop caring about Ted Nugent? His music is mediocre and he hasn’t brought anything of note out in quite a while. Meanwhile, he’s a racist, xenophobic douchebag gun nut. He has nothing of value to contribute to any discussion on anything other than “Ted Nugent’s old discography”. We need to stop giving crazy old stars like this guy and Trump a national platform for their ignorance. It’s just stupid. And it makes us all dumber.

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Which of the following is the average armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy more likely to be shot by, in a bar or the parking lot of a strip club?

4th World Allapuke Zombie

Hoodied Black thug

armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy

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I went to the link in the OP - Has Nugent always been so incoherent? *
All I know about him is he’s a very conservative nut job. And Cat Scratch Fever.

*Oh, I guess he has. From his wiki page:

All righty then.

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I remember a guy at school really liked him. I really liked the name of his band The Amboy Dukes. Never much liked Ted though.

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I wish Ted would go away.

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If there’s one person who would know this vital information and have it all figured out, it’s an ageing rock star who nobody really remembers.

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I’d believe he had good information on a terror attack, if he was the one planning it. I would not put it past him.

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I want my obesity booze cellphone, because that sounds awesome.

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He’s probably more famous as a right wing gun freak than he ever was as a rock star.

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You gotta admire him. He cranks up the crazy to 11 every time.

It’s a wonder he’s not eating his own feces yet.

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Nope. Not even the same galaxy.

He’s yet another aging scared white dude, intimidated now that the law doesn’t keep down everybody but white dudes.

I don’t know who keeps trotting him out for interviews, but we Dopers need to find that person and get them to stop.

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It’s Nugent’s 21st century paranoid update of The Pogues “Rum, Sodomy and the Lash”

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Only because he’s not trying to dodge the draft anymore.

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Ooh! I know! The white guy! And, specifically, himself, by accident.

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Wouldn’t allahpuke be, like, a rainbow or something?

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What I want to know is why he thinks the word should be “ammo’d”. What’s the analogue to that, and did he find it in Shakespeare?

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makes me want to poop in my pants.

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Ted Nugent should be institutionalized or lobotomized. What a whack-a-doodle. Unfortunately, for every Ted Nugent there are a thousand that think just like him.