Roger Ailes has died

He saw himself naked in a full-length hotel mirror.

Guilty! That joke was too good not to steal.

I will pay my respects by downing a Big Gulp on the way to his grave.

OK, that was pretty good.

“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

Ailes’ was one of them.

Merging from Elections to existing thread in MPSIMS. Post #5, 6, 13, 14, 15, and 24 from previous thread.

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Lived just long enough to see that Seth Rich conspiracy theory Fox ran with go down in a ball of flames.

I won’t be able to attend the funeral, but I approve of it.

Just learned that Chris Cornell died today, and I needed something to cheer me up.

I’m cheered up.

In memory of Roger Ailes, all Fox newsbabe skirts will fly at half-buttcheek.

That was the first thing I thought of when I heard this. Is that Twain?

Almost balances out the awful news of Chris Cornell’s passing. Almost.

Kim Guifoyle can have a big garage sale and get rid of all her minis.

Roger Ailes: “Trump’s in power. My work on this planet is done.”

As I told my daughter, however appealing the thought of a thousand-year digestion might be, the reality is that the Great Sarlaac would probably hork him right out again.

That’s like farting into a crowded elevator just as you’re stepping out of it.

1 down.

Supposedly, but it might be mis-attributed.

Or maybe I made it up myself! Yea, that’s the ticket!