So, I’m gonna go against the grain here. I was disappointed.
There were some little disappointments:
-Hey Krennic, I know you’re a dick, but you’re also in charge of a major operation. When you get the urge to murder eight people, round up some villagers or something. Those eight engineers who together worked to design your death star? Working under a boss who you just found out is a traitor? Yeah, you’re gonna want those dudes to help you look over the plans for any flaws, once you torture the traitor to death. Might want to keep them alive here.
-Hey Cassian, remember how Krennic shot you and left you for dead, but you weren’t really dead, and you got up and shot Krennic in the back? You know how Jyn is going over to make sure he’s really dead? THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. Otherwise he might do exactly what you just did. Did you forget?
-Speaking of “left for dead,” when you saw that the Empire is storing its records in a giant shaft, you DID know you were gonna end up climbing in it, right?
-And you brought your climbing gear, right? Because someone in the Empire has a fetish for big dangerous shafts (hee hee). They show up in every goddamn bit of Imperial architecture. You know there’s a big ole tower, bring your crampons.
-Speaking of fetishes, I think I know why both pilots were skinny good-looking Latino guys with big soulful eyes, same as the pilot in The Force Awakens. Somebody at a pilot school somewhere has a type, and they make sure that type gets admitted. Everyone rolls their eyes when those pilots are all hot-shot: “Oh, sure, Cassian, you got the training because of your NATURAL SKILLS, and Lucy the baby-faced blonde got rejected because of hers. Nothing to do with you looking like every other pilot!”
-Darth? Did you seriously just say “Don’t CHOKE on your ambitions”? I was expecting him to turn around and say, “Did you see what I just did there? I CHOKED you, then I said, don’t CHOKE on your ambitions! Get it? Get it?” A Darth who makes cringeworthy puns is a little less scary. I like to think he’s constantly making these jokes to his underlings, and nobody laughs, and he’s sad because he thinks everyone’s too scared to laugh, but really he just has a terrible sense of humor.
-Why are you putting Jyn in charge of this mission in any way, shape, or form? You have a freakin’ strategic analysis droid–put IT in charge!
All that said, there was a bigger disappointment: I didn’t care about the characters. Jyn didn’t really have much to recommend her (I mean, she fights, but so does everyone else). A ten minute scene early on that showed her as a brilliant rogue, or as a charmer, or as a tactical master, or even I don’t know as a champion poker player would have been time well-spent, could’ve been taken away from the unnecessary time with Saw. I just watched Guardians of the Galaxy, and the scenes where they sit around shooting the shit with one another really humanize all of them (yes, including Rocket) and make it a lot easier to care about the action sequences. The movie desperately needed some casual scenes for the characters to bond, and for the audience to bond with them.
So yeah, I was disappointed. It was still a great spectacle, with an audaciously grim approach to an aspect of the story that requires grimness, and I’m not sad I went. I just think it could’ve been even better.