Romney Drops Out

:sniff: My Hero:

So in other words, “If I stay in the race, Al Qaeda wins”. :rolleyes:

Apple pie comes before Humble Pie. All that’s missing is him “thinking of the children”.

So long, vapid douchebag. At least you’re leaving with your wallet a tad lighter.

Why did you say “apple pie”? Now I want some.

Well, he has “suspended” his campaign. What ever that means.

Good riddance I say, the guy is slime.

I think it means he could get his money back …

Gosh, that sounds kind of flip-floppy, don’t it? In or out, bitch.

-Joe

I actually am very disappointed. He could at least have stayed in until the writer’s strike was over.

Just another dickhead politician (as they all are) who realized that the situation was disadvantageous for him to stick his snout into the trough.

He’ll regroup, find his opportunity, find his cadre of schmucks and he’ll have that snout of his dipped in in no time.

He’s a politician. That’s what they do.

My pick for a tabloid headline tomorrow: “I Quitt!”

I liked the part where he said that without innovation and whatever, the U.S. would be France. I would love to hear Sarkozy’s response to that bit of pandering silliness.

Goddammit! No more MMIITTTT ROOOOMMNEEY!!.

He’s not a Mormon - he’s MORE MAN!

If I stay in it could hurt the Republicans and if the Democrats win al Qaeda wins.

What exactly is being pitted - that a politician put some spin on his conduct? Or that he supports the war in Iraq?

Use used a few additional words but summed up the same fundamental idiocy of his comment.

Thank God. If I had to listen to one more spot about how he is a “native son” of Michigan, I was going to commit some serious mayhem against my radio that I would regret later.

Y’all remember that saying going around a while back, that every sentence Rudy Giuliani says has three things: a noun, a verb, and 9/11?

I’ve often thought, hearing Romney speak, that his every sentence has a noun, a verb, and Ronald Reagan. Seriously, dude, that was annoying.

You know, I didn’t really despise Mittens until today. A shrug and a “meh” was about all he was worth. But this shit about electing the Dems means AlQ wins ought to be beneath a tapeworm’s dignity.

He definitely left a trail of slime on his way out.

An anagram for “Willard Mitt Romney’s Out” is:

Slime Tawdrily, Moot Runt

:stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe there is a God after all.

There’s supposed to be a second “m”?

Given John Edwards gag-worthy departure speech last week, any ‘children going to bed hungry’ references would have come off as redundant