god bless the hedge hog, I think he’s an inspiration to elementary school teachers everywhere. “Teaching” is valuable no matter what field you’re in.
And he is living proof that the Hedgehog can never be Buggered.
Lines? He has lines?
I admire him for the way he befriended and admired Tammy Faye. They became very close friends, and he saw in her the nonjudmental and loving person that she was. He’s a good egg.
Anyone ever see Being Ron Jeremy? It’s a spoof on Being John Malkovich, starring Jeremy himself. I picked it out on a lark one night from Netflix’s “Watch Instantly” offerings and was pretty amused.
Have it your way, but an exuberant ejaculation or two wouldn’t be uncalled for. 
Agreed. My estimation of both went up after watching that season.
Not just a teacher - a special ed teacher! He talked about it so sweetly in his autobiography - he said it something like “I just love retarded kids!” but in a way that made you realize that he really, really does.
All those movies and not a mention of Jesus Christ Superstar or Detroit Rock City?
Seeing him in the Surreal Life really hit home to me how cool he was. He knows EVERYBODY in show biz and keeps tabs with them. He networks friends with friends. He hooked up Vanilla Ice with one of his idols, Rick James, even if the meeting didn’t go so well. He was probably the only sane and level-headed member of the cast, and didn’t need to do any drama queening to get in the spotlight.
My one and only Ron Jeremy story: We were on Maui a couple of decades ago and about to borrow masks and snorkles from the little tiki hut activity booth at the resort. Never, ever thought anything about putting a previously used snorkle in my mouth before. You can see where this is going right? 
So we see this Ron Jermeyish looking guy dropping his borrowed gear into the bucket of water that they all used then. Mrsin and I walked up to the booth after the Ronish guy left and gave the tiki guy one of these :dubious: and he said yep it really was Ron Jeremy. We went out and bought our own gear and have never, ever borrowed again.
If the bucket was filled with salt water, you’d probably be okay… after a few minutes had elapsed, anyway.
FWIW, Ron Jeremy has claimed [testified?] to have never picked up any venereal diseases, and while I think the chances of that being true is smaller than my odds of winning the MEGA MILLIONS lottery, who are we to question him?
I was halfway through this thread before I realized I was confusing Ron Jeremy with Ron Perlman. Made a lot more sense after I figured that out.
Anyone who hasn’t seen Sex: The Annabel Chong Story should look out for it, if only partly for the bit-part appearance by Ron Jeremy, where he seems to place pleasing his own fans above the interests of the clearly screwed-up and physically damaged person he’s about to fuck.
OTOH, if it was Perlman, the '80’s TV show *Beauty and the Beast * would’ve made more sense. In any event, the “Beast” would’ve been a real beast [yowza!]… and Linda Hamilton’s character’s love for him would also have made more sense.
It also would’ve run on Skinemax or HBO. 
My Ron Jeremy story: When I was 13 I discovered video porn for the first time (I’d seen playboys but that was the extent of my experience, my mom was vigilant lol) It was the movie “Inside Seka” a porno about the 70’s porn queen. In this movie, Ron performs an act on himself that Kevin Smith has been using in his movies since Clerks. I was F***ing 13. Between the size of his ‘gift’ and what I had seen him do with it, I was scarred for years.
Shad