Rosey fingered Dawn

…and then Dawn fingered Rosey for a little while.

OK. And the other 589 videos on your hard drive are…?

I’m offended at the suggestion. I’m a scholar of Homeric literature, is what I am, and I have nowhere near that number of porn videos.


They must not love each other.

When your husband’s a cricket, what else are you going to do?

If you google this phrase, as I just did, amazingly, you come up with 0 porn hits (I would have thought that was a no-brainer–apparently, porn-makers are less well-versed in the classics than I’d thought) but there is a movie about Terence Malick called “Rosy-fingered Dawn.”

Sparta managed with 300; what do you pikers need with 590?

Be polite to Eos.

Be polite to Eos.