I watched some porn today!

I haven’t actually seen real porn in years aside from the skin and heavy breathing that gets onto HBO or Showtime. Just too much trouble to bother with.

One of my coworkers thought it would be funny to forward an amateur video by email to me and try and shake me up. Basic 6 minute clip, 2 females and one male. Some good action, nice amateur camera work, good closeups. They were definitely having fun with each other and with making the clip.

It’s interesting to me - who’s always been extremely fond of sex - what part of the action I actually found most fascinating and memorable.

When one of the girls was riding the guy for a couple of minutes, I found myself watching her hips! I swear on all that’s holy this girl had no hip bones and just kind of wiggled and slithered her way to a climax!! Her flexibility was astounding!

Since it takes me 15 minutes in the morning to get my hip joints to even move due to arthritis I was just so damn jealous - youth is wasted on the young. Ah, for the good old days.

I’m not sure what to say…so instead…I’ll just say…“yeah…porn”.

Yeah…Porn.

Dad?

It doesn’t sound like she was wasting it to me.

Watching porn at work??? Hope you have a private office and the IT nazis aren’t snooping around…

I’m at work now and extremely surprised I was even allowed to LOOK at this thread since it had the “p” word in it.

Never quite understood the mechanics of this… unless the women are bisexual, what does the other woman do? I always thought 2 males and 1 female made more sense (mechanics wise, ignoring issues of the angst of sword crossing).

In porn, all women are bisexual.

Fingers, tongue, etc. Or, for the woman who is on the side, you could view the couple’s action as being porn without the screen (so she can just do what people do when watching porn.)

Even if she isn’t (and, as GuanoLad notes, all women are, in porn), you really can’t figure this out? Is the penis really the only bit of a man he can use for anything sexual?

Cinemax has taught you well, GuanoLad .

Good for you.
Go wash your hands.

Porn…How do I love thee. Let me count the holes.

Good for you.
Go wash your hands.

Well I have an imagination and can think of possibilities… but it’s not as obvious to me which would be actually featured. Setting aside what’s possible, for those who have actually seen a bunch of 2F1M porn, what the most popularly featured positions?

Anyone else read the topic line like it’s the start of a lost verse of A Day In The Life?

‘I watched some porn today, oh boy.’

All of them. Yes, every single one. And a few permutations that you never could conceive of. I recommend you dust off your search engine and check for yourself.

Now I am…afk to wash hands.

…too many holes for just one penis here
some of the holes are rather small
I’ll have to try them all
Now I know how lonely coeds greet the pizza delivery call…
I’d love to turn you on…

Cinemax? I think he has some more direct experience in the subject than that.