From aha we learn that the 2,00th post is the hot monkey sex post, and from here we learn that the 200th is the hot squirrel sex post. What are the rest?
Here are some suggestions to start you off.
100 – ice weasel sex post
200 – hot squirrel sex post
500 – hot chicken sex post
750 – hot iguana sex post
1,000 – hot bunny sex post
2,000 – hot monkey sex post
5,000 – hot dolphin sex post
1,000 for hot bunny sex? Hmmmm… I better get to it…
You forgot a few:
3000 - hot poodle sex
4000 - hot kangaroo sex
I just had my 300th-
How about hot koala sex? Nice and slow…
Hey, what’s everyone looking at me for…?
when is the “no longer threated with the definition of feltching” post? My nomination is for 30…
For people with Wheel of Time references in their handles, the thread of felching shall be forever held over their heads like the sword of Damocles.
What’s 900? Well, I’m almost to the hot bunny sex landmark, but I missed out on my ice weasels, squirells, chickens, and iguanas.
So what is the post count for human sex?
Yay, only 33 (32) posts til hot ice (?) weasel sex!
I just hit 1400 recently. Don’t I get hot oranguatan sex or something?
That’s funny. Handy is the only one that’s had human sex.
Jim
10,000 and you get a partner!
Got a few posts to go yet to make 1000.
Is there an option for those of us who’d rather not sleep with half the Zoo? 
How inconsiderate I’ve been to our vegetarian friends. I suppose we should work our way through the garden patch, too.
Anybody care to rank hot mango sex, hot potato sex, hot aubergine sex?
Oh, and if you know why post 616 is hot goat sex, you get 10 Pinky Points™
Lemme tell you, them blowholes ain’t what they’re cracked up to be.
hot bunny sex eh?
So which of our Doperettes wants to dress up in the Bunny costume this afternoon?
<------hint<-----hint<------hint
Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!!!
you’re shameless beth. 
[bold] Ding Dong!![/bold]