I love it when someone proves my point for me.
Fuck off already. Whats with the
“I’m gone”
then
“Oh, no I’m not. I’m gone now”
Please just go.
That shows how stoopid you are rosiewolf. I tolt yew that I am yer olter brother CoOter and I am not takin in by your pretense that you are not Rosiewolf. Do you not think that an olter brother cannot rekognize his little sister even if shes posting under an assumted name?! And you do know it is me or how wood I know so much about yew like the time you were in that game of truth or dare and the other kids from your school dared yew to kiss a skawnk and the skawnk wouldnt kiss yew and ran away??? How would I know that about yew if I wasnt yer olter brother COoter and yew werent really Rosiewolf??? Huh??? HOW???
COoter, NOT FENRIS, Rosiewolf. Stop the lyes.
It’s like a burning pile of tires - it can go on for weeks, maybe months, doin’ nothin’ but stinkin’ up the place.
Kind of amazing, really.
I would like to know what an average day is like for these people…
Hey! My girlfriend is an Anthropology major. She needs a thesis.
I think I have one for her right here.
I was starting to think the same thing myself. This has become too, too surreal.
Anyone else hear “Dueling Banjos” while reading this thread?
Yojimbo, thank you so much for providing that link.
I thought that I might have been too harsh on these dead goat felching, low life , been squicked all day by a diseased donkey , cum burping gutter snipes. ( I tried to think of something bad enough to call them, this was the best I could do, sorry. Where is Byz when I need her ? )I was wrong.
I can’t think of anything bad enough to say about someone who would go into a thread like that and start talking crap about Sue of all people !
wardensu/whoever the bloody hell you are:
I think a more appropriate “title” for your thread would be:
Come Watch Redneck Sock Puppets Spew Unintelligent Filth!
Wait…those words are too big for you.
And by the way, my name is spelled N-O-C-T-U-R-N-E.
Not that I expect you to know what a nocturne is, but it’s sad when you can’t spell a word RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR PATHETIC FACE.
So go ahead and flame me. I may be a teenger but my IQ has to be at least 100 points higher than yours.
But is that really any accomplishment?
See troll.
Troll name wardensu.
wardensu not bright.
wardensu say “Hurf hurf”.
Laugh with wardensu!
Laugh at wardensu!
Shut up, wardensu.
wardensu not bright.
wardensu is troll.
At this point, I honestly can’t tell which would be funnier:
a) These people, Rosie, Warden, Potato, and Idnew are 4 different people, on here just as a joke, trying to get a rise out of us. I would honestly have to give them an A for effort because this has been quite entertaining to read. The detail they use to go into each others lives, it must take a lot of time. Kudos. or…
b) These four people are all real. This is actually their life. They really are so ignorant, they can’t spell, they can barely read, and they lack the intellectual capacity to determine that we are making fun of them. The only thing going for them is that they have rudimentary computer skills and, from what I can determine from the pictures, opposable thumbs. or…
c) Well…um…anyone here every seen Fight Club? :eek: :eek: :eek:
Ain’t the internet great? You can hurl insults at people that’d probably earn you a beatdown in real life.
And if you wonder who I’m talking about, its all of you.
That’s the one I’m going with, at least for wardensu/Rosie. Their posting styles are just too similar–multiple posts in a row, use of the same acronyms, etc.
Well, just a guess, mind you, but perhaps it might go like this:
[DISCLAIMER- The following is “fikshon,” it aint real, I hope]
2:00-4:00 AM) Bar closes, everybody goes to the house, drink, do drugs, make ignorant posts to the SDMB.
4:00 AM)“Bubba” calls from county jail; “Hay can y’all come fetch me up from jail, cost $300 to get out.”
4:10-5:00 AM) Argument over who is sober enough to go “fetch up” Bubba. Play “quarter bounce” game for tequila shots, loser goes, everyone forgets about needing bail money.
5:30 AM) “Earnest” sent to get Bubba; gets pulled over for DUI, also charged for bag of weed, warrants for failure to pay child support for 8 years, and revoked lisense for 3 previous DUI.
6:00 AM) People at the house realize Earnest took off with the weed, say fuck it, smoke some crack.
6:05-6:35 AM) Finish off the liquor and crack, bounce off walls, pile in the pickup, and head to the only bar in town that opens at 7.
6:40 AM) Truck runs out of gas, walk to the bar.
7:00-10:00 AM) Gals bum drinks off night shift guys from the plant who just got off work; get kicked out of bar for giving blowjobs in bathroom while trying to steal night shift guys’ wallets.
10:00-11:00 AM) Head back home, pass pickup truck; cops are having it towed off, somebody says “Fuck it, it was stolen anyway.”
11:00 AM on) get home, find eviction notice on door, and court summons for pit bull killing neighbors goat.
Somebody remembers weed she stashed under mattress in baby’s
crib, get high, watch tractor pull on ESPN, pass out…
Well, it’s not quite a whole day, and anyone is welcome to fill in anything I might have missed.
Why I hear people chanting my name:
Si-lo! Si-lo! Si-lo!
Goodamn it, if this continues any longer, I’m going to forget which posters are the actual vomitous commando-wankers, and which ones are just pretending to be…
I just read this thread out of curiosity and wondering what caused such a high post count.
I read through the straight dope for a few weeks before deciding to join. I spotted a few feeding frenzies before and ignored them, though it seems lately a lot of people are being accused of being ‘undesirables’ here. This one seems to be not only a feeding frenzy, but the buzzards are landing to pick the corpse.
The Straight Dope suffers from mob mentality. From some of you, with your well thought out, well written posts, I had expected better of but you make it very clear that beneath the veneer of intelligence often lies arrogance and hostility. I read a thread on war, where the poster wondered if there would ever be a time of no war. Very interesting answers, but from the actions here of people who are well educated, some in school to be lawyers, some obviously well educated, several apparently ‘professional students’ in this post, I would say no.
Humans need little excuse to attack other humans. It is very dramatically displayed here in.
Good point chromium.
Let me talk to you about something. As you have undoubtedly noticed, there are some seriously intelligent people on here. Mopst of us are here to learn, and contribute when we can. We’re a pretty great bunch of people, IMHO. we can get a little over protective of the boards, but it’s better than not caring at all.
Normally we try to ignore these people, but on occasion, we get one that goes over the top.
The poster"s" in question were hijacking other threads with this feud. They have nothing to contribute.
Hope to here more from you.
John
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Just got home and my my haven’t the ignorant asses on here been busy.
ChromiumGrin Your probably the only one I have seen on here that makes any sense. I thought we had a screwed up family but from reading these assinine assholes postings in here my sisters and me are for sure in the top 10% of intellengence. I think there are a lot of whine ass babies posting to something that is none of their damn business. At least my sisters and myself recognize how ignorant you all are when you can’t even understand to keep the hell out of this thread. What part of that do you jackasses don’t understand? This must be a teenage board, because you all act worse than my g-children.
Oh please, you know that for a fact do you?
ayesha
Go fuck a cow, cause we’re all just like this if a Texan has any guts whatsoever and most of us do, but not sure about you.
Fenris Your just a damn idiot period and I don’t even think a redneck would claim you. You do know what a redneck is don’t you?
RoseshitWhat the hell is your problem? You move next to a Hwy and let your damn mutt run loose and then gripe cause it got hit by a vehicle. What the hell has that got to do with anything to do with me? If I was going to do anything with your damn mutts I would have shot them when you let them destroy my property, while you were living on my property.
You know if we are such an intrusion on this board then why the hell do you things keep posting to this thread? At least we caused enough stink to rate our own thread, how many of you can say that? We must have some popularity and just look how bored you all would be.
In conclusion why don’t you jerks just back the fuck off and let me and my siblings get back to our ruckus. Of course you assholes seem to be so much more entertaining to each other than we are.
twistofate
Must have missed them, at least in the BBQ pit.
I hate to give my sisters any credit for anything, but I don’t believe any of us ever flamed any of you until you started in on us. We we’re only flaming each other and you can thank wardensu and particlewill for bringing us all together in here at one time.
I have been a member here since May, but have not posted much because of all the potty mouths in here. But if necessary I can spew it back at you.
So why don’t you so called people just back the fuck out of this thread? You can read English can’t you? Hell no, you can’t or you never would have posted in the first place in here. You asswipes will be right back in here mouthing off about nothing you know nothing about.