RosieWolf, Idnew, wardensu, Little Potato

The BBQ Pit
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Idnew, I’m gonna tell you the same thing as I told warensu. It is really simple, and I’ll word it in plain English.

**IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE:

[li]POKING THEIR NOSES IN YOUR FAMILY MATTERS;[/li][li]MAKING FUN OF YOU;[/li][li]CALLING Y’ALL SLACK JAWED YOKELS ET CETERA (WHOOPS, THAT’S REALLY LATIN!):[/li]
THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HANGING OUT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY ON A PUBLIC INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD (OR, FOR THAT MATTER, MULTIPLE MESSAGE BOARDS, FROM WHAT I GATHER), ISN’T SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA.**

What is so hard about that? Go on, fight with your sisters all you want. We’ll just sit back, laughing our asses off, and posting the occasional wisecrack and insult. Because you’re BEGGING for them.

One more thing: you and your kin maybe in the top 10% in terms of intelligence. In ButtFuck, East Texas. Not here - you’re WAY out of your league.

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Coldfire

they are in the top 10% for “intellengence”. I think that might make a difference don’t you?

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Primaflora,

I can’t believe I missed THAT chance! I must be stoopid :wink:

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NEW I.D.:

roar, put the claws away tiger!

If you don’t want us to comment, don’t post on a public message board! There are two remarkable innovations called the telephone and e-mail if you want a private arguement without anyone else commenting.

BTW, since I’m a member of this board, I can comment in any way I wish to on any thread I wish to as long as I stay within the guidelines laid out by the administration of this board. The same goes for anyone else here.

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ChromiumGrin,
While I respect your insightful post, I must remind you that this is the PIT. I assume you read the threads that prompted Lynn the moderator to create this thread.

The sisters/trolls/sock pups, whatever the hell they are could have arguably been banned, according to the board rules. However, Lynn the Moderator, in her wisdom, saw fit to give them a thread.

They responded heartily in this thread, and have seemed to have fun with it, at least they responded in a true PIT style. (cussing everyone, and some nice insults, including to what I assume to be their own siblings)

They didn’t ask for the thread to be closed; as a matter of fact they seemed rather proud of it. Dopers responded, and sure everybody is ragging the shit out of them, but they are ragging back.

These people CHOSE to bring their shit to a public message board.

Sure it sounds like mean, vindictive crap, but I have seen much “worse” in the year and a half I have been reading this board daily, and if you want to shit in the Pit, you might get wiped.

This shit is ONLY allowed here in the PIT, which I think is one of the few great places on the net for people to vent, with very few strings.

There are many other SDMB fora you can visit and interact in a polite and insightful way. (not a dig at you)

So don’t draw conclusions based solely on a PIT thread, is all I am saying.

And fuck anybody who disagrees.

PS: Pardon the mangled tense, tenses? never mind

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Damn, I guess my post is already past tense
Must have missed last call.

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Can I nominate the The Deviated Thrills for bandname2000?

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DO ANY OF YOU INBREDS KNOW WHO CECIL ADAMS IS, OR WHAT THE ‘STRAIGHT DOPE’ MEANS???

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by LIONsob *
**

[QUOTE]
OMG,**

OOPS… You must be one of our sock puppets!!!.. LOL

**

READ AND COMPREHEND THE THREAD TITLE MORON. SCREW OFF.

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[QUOTE]
Everyone else…I advise you to just ignore this thread. **

NOW WHAT PART OF THIS CAN’T YOU IDIOTS COMPREHEND/UNDERSTAND…???

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Awrite Rosiewolf!!! Ah have had enuff!!!. In casen you caint read above, this is me, CoOter, yer olter brother and Ah am postin on this hear computo-box of Fenriss without his knowlege.

I am sickened of yer foul lanugage missy…Paw usen ta say that yew was a wicked chile and HE WAS RITE! Yew should be ashamed of yourownbadself.

Lookit what yew written up thair! That sort a language may be exciting to yer prison inmate getelmen friends in private, but these folk are sophisticated city-folk on a public group and not turned on at all by your own trashmouth. I think you woulda lert yer lesson when you tried to talk up to those dockworkers and they would have NONE of you!!! And they was rite.

Ah dont know whuts happenet to yew aneemore. Wus it the loss of yer coondawg when Idnew barbekewed it after arunnin it over with her pik-em-up truk??? Was it when yew was rejekted by yer feeancee (Dirty Fleegle McGrew)what throwed you over for Sukey our butcherin hawg??? Even yew admitted that they made a cute couple and Sukey looked better in that dress than yew EVER did!!!..And after the conjugal nite, Sukey made a great breakfast…so shes owt of the running…Even your attempts of tryin to look like Sukey didnt bring him back…So I dout its that

What turnt you bad girl??? Whar did yew make a wrong turn into the Devils Harlott??? I do not undterstand yew missy. You need to tern your life arount and get up otten the gutter.

CoOter, yer onct beloved olter brother

and Im not Fenris! Really!!!

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OK, for those posters who are ranting about our “mob mentality”, give me a break. Every so often we get either a group of regs playing a joke or an influx of trolls who come in and post this kind of garbage. There are so many it’s hard to list them all. Point is, I would bet my very last dollar in the world that this “family feud” is one or two posters having a ball watching everyone get all riled up over nothing. Talk about silly. Just use your common sense and ask yourself if ANY of this makes sense to you. Of course not.

The posting style is pure troll- I mean, posting with the wrong user name then saying “Oh, yea- we have 10 people all using the same computer to post insulting stuff to this message board” Tell me you don’t believe that.

I’m normally an advocate of “don’t feed the trolls”, and I won’t be posting to this thead again. The mods indicated that they’re checking out IPs, etc and that’s all I wanted. You can’t be judgemental against the boards “mob” mentality when these “people” have come here begging for abuse. They’re intelligent people who know when they smell a rat.

I know, I know “Get the fuk outa ma thred!” Yeah, I’m going. :rolleyes

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Oh, I agree completely.

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SCREW OFF AND SHUT THE HELL UP.

How to keep you morons from posting in here

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BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHA!! bwaHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rosie, I’m laughing at your link!

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TwistofFate… here’s another one for ya…

{Note: I removed this stupid link. Rosiewolf, don’t post such things again, they’re a nuisance. Lynn}

[Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-20-2000 at 10:27 AM]

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Fuck…u Crunchy Frog. I’ll answer ur questions from the other thread…MY THREAD you hijaced…BECAUSE I’ve got nothing to HYDE, …right FES?

1> I was in the Cummins unit…AR DOC. Was shot at… Whoflungcum…Official SOAP Dropper….Had I BEEN a day later…BEEN assigned to the SOAP Picker-UPPER unit…met up with them outside of TOOBOOKOO…was in AF…FLEW f-267…call sign RosiePALM. Would have FLOWN Aurora…fucking oil TANK attack.
2> My SC Disability is BECAUSE I was GASSED. My Col… TOLD me to stick my head up my ass, but because I DIDN”THAVE the proper safety equipment…I YELLED at the dumbass Col…showed him…only STUCK 70% of my head up my ASS… BECAUSE I was ON PMS…I was EXPOSED to GAS. I don’t know what kind…sure there was some MUSTARD in the mix. IF I HAD BEEN… ALLOWED IN THE OFFICERS CLUB, I would have ONLY been exposed…MAYO gas…causes much less long-term damage…FUCK the dumbass OFFICERS for not…NCO in the fucking OFFICERS club…I fucking WANT to kill…FUCKED me…I should have been a 7-star General after boot…AIT…why? I douche with amFO.
3> I’ve got a bunch of them there COINS. They CAME…several different furen countries. And they’re all…DIFFERENT UNITS of value. Shit dude, I’ve even got some WOOD…EN nickels I’ve TAKEN.
4> Fuck u FOR asking…
5> NUN Ya…
6> That’s the stupidest QUESTION…been ASKED. U ARE be a chicken shit…You MUST have been…OFFICER…puke.
7> Why do U fucking want to know? Why SHOULD I TELL u…U ain’t proved nothing YET>…Why I have TO prove I have…A clue?…Can I BUY a vowel?

So there…I’ve answered ur QUESTIONS u, you, u Crunchy Frog you…You, YOU, u booger EATING…brat. Man…What were u…some SORT of double naught something…OR other.

I REALLY doubt…u’ve REALLY ever REALLY…REALLY been in the REAL military or REALLY ever REALLY…seen any REAL combat. If u’ve REALLY seen combat, u can answer this question:

How can u SHOOT women and children?*

NOW, plse exuse me…It’s TIME for me to take some PMS…Ur just a Lilly-LIVERED galoot.

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Indeed, don’t. It’ll open a series of 200 popups that you have to OK-click. Stupid cunt.

[Edited by Lynn Bodoni on 10-20-2000 at 10:29 AM]

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kellibelli

Takes an inbred to know one doesn’t it?
Who gives a shit but…
Straight Dope= normal idiot = Cecil Adams

Did I pretty much cover your stupid question?

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Coldy,

Thanks for the warning . Have you emailed Lynn or one of the mods about that link ?

Correct me if I’m wrong , but didn’t someone else get into some serious shit for posting a link that did something like that several months ago in MPSIMS ?