OK, I’ve never been good at keeping track of so many characters, but really like what I remember from the LOTR movies -the first two that is.
Would a bigger fan be so kind as to provide to me a quick summary of the story thus far? Better yet, fill in the holes of mine:
-A Hobbit finds a ring in a cave one day, quite by chance.
-He figures out it can do some neat magic tricks, but thinks little else of it
-When he retires, he passes the ring along to his only relative, then he goes off to write his memoirs on a sunny resort somewhere.
-His relative, with the help of his old wizard friend, figures out the ring is actually the ring that rules a group of rings made for the varying figure heads of the differnt parts of the world. This ring, kept secret fo rmany years, rules all (and the keeper of the ring has power over everything).
-He sets off to destroy the ring at the only place it can be destroyed…the fiery mountain where it was made. (Surrounded by evil, blah blah blah…)
-Along the way, he picks up some friends: 3 other Hobbits, 1 Elf, 1 Man (who happens to be a long lost king?), another man, and a dwarf. This is the Fellowship of the Ring.
-They travel by foot, boat and various other means to the fiery mountain to destroy the ring, and keep the ring bearer safe along the way.
-The group is being tracked by soldiers from an army of creepy mud-people who are servants of a real bad dude what wants the ring (did he own it once before?).
-They are also being chased by these 4 hooded grim-reaper types on real noisy horses. These guys were once men, but their rings have corrupted them, and destroyed them to the point where they’re more spirit than man now. They’re after the 1 ring as well.
-These mud-soldiers (Orcs?) catch up to them and steal all the Hobbits, hoping one of them is the Ring Bearer.
-The wizard, friend of the ring bearer, goes off to seek the advice of his mentor. His mentor turns on him, and banishes him…he eventually escapes. (who is this guy? Is he the same as the head bad dude runnig the Orcs army, or are they just like evil twins or something?)
-The rest of the fellowship sets out to find and save the missing Hobbits.
-The long-lost King in the fellowship… I forget what he does in the second chapter…
-The schizophrenic creature that claims he owned the ring (it was found way back when in his cave by Bilbo) is also following the fellowship. He wants the ring back. One night he attacks the ring bearer and tries to steal the ring back. He’s captured, but later set free to act as a guide fo rthe 2 hobbits who are lost.
That’s about all I remember… Am I on track or way off? Anybody want to help me? I’d really like to enjoy the third film, so a better understanding of the first 2 should help.
Oh, one last thing, and I want to be absoultely clear on this… I have not seen the third movie or read the third book. I will not read any LOTR threads for fear of spoiling it for myself before I see it (on Friday). FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON’T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY!
PS: Sorry for butchering a literary classic with my summary!