Was it just me, or did it sound to you as if Rudolph always spoke like he had a cold?
Not always. Only when he had that black covering to hide his shiny nose.
According to a funny new ad featuring the characters from this 1964 classic (or 1164, if you go by the copyright notice), Rudolph is sick this year. Luckily, he has Aflac to cover his bills- and if he doesn’t get better by Christmas Eve, the duck will lead the sleigh.
Doctor: It’s a tumor.
Rudolph: A shiney, magical tumor?
Doctor: It’s malignant.
Rudolph: Maybe it’s a –
Doctor: You’re going to die!
If he has a problem, it’s the cocaine dissolving his septum.
Hey, you didn’t think his nose was red by magic, did you?