Ruffian, I will gladly put my love-life in your hands. Especially since I can’t seem to do anything decent with it myself.
Hey there Ruff! Good to see you’ve offered up your time and creativity for this thread 
Do me!
-Sam
Ok Ruff, do me, find me a man. I’ll wait over here in the corner while you set me up.
Hell, I’ll try anything once.
Count me in.
Uh, Sanibelman, I posted that yesterday, in THIS THREAD:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32213&pagenumber=2
Take a number…
Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?
::Fleeing::
I’m not looking but I will give a whirl.
Hand him over on a silver platter and make sure he kisses a slow nice kiss on the first date, tender and sweet, none of those desperate types.
< sigh >
Okay Ruffian,
I’m game. But she needs to live in the Seattle area, or want to move to the Seattle area! (Oh, and she has to like to fly!)
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…
(practicing for karaoke 
)
Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Memememememe!
Now THIS I have to see. There’s a nice shiny quarter in it for you if you name Eve as one of the potentials
Okay, I’m in, too. Take a look here for some possibilities.
(BTW, you’re coming up on my list, too, Ruffian!)
Um…huh?
Good criminy, the pressure, the pressure! Ahhhh! So many people asking favors of me! Ahhhh! (Ahhhh! The atmosphere! Ahhh–oh wait, that’s something else)
First of all, I am not helping anyone who asks me to “do” them. That just creeps me out. Well, except the Llama. I enjoying doing him.
And hey, my services aren’t free, man! I offered them to DRY because he found that thread (I swear it wasn’t there a couple months ago! Maybe search was done or something). And DRY, you’re our hero for that. 
Soon as Pamela Anderson returns my calls, we’ll be set.
Pat, are you looking for a hook-up? Is that why you’re reading into that post? The better question is: What can you do for me to earn the lifemate matching?
Drumming fingers and waiting…
Ruffian - I’m not going to ask you to “do” me, but if you could help me I’d be grateful. And for my part…I’ll let you ride my TB. He’s 16hh, bay. Riverman is his grandsire.
StG
Evilbeth is married? AAAAUUUUUURGGHH!!! NOOOO!!!
::the sound of someone crying out in anguish is heard as a faint cry of desperation::
Anyway, Ruffian, it’d be interesting to see who you find for me, with the limited amount of information you have on me.
Ruff, I think we both realize that you helping me find a sexy little nymph benefits us both. So what do you say? Try and point me in the right direction, and I’ll never bother you again ;).
Gopher it Ruffian, after all I did dedicate my 500th post to you, this is the least you could do in return ;).
Keith
I have to admit that I’m slightly curious as to what you’ll find for me. So Sign me up! What have I got to lose?~AngelD112
iampunha, if you ask nicely, this shouldn’t be a problem with evilbeth. See here. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32654 
Ruff, I’m just curious. If you could please find the time. . . .
pricciar volunteered me for this last night, and y’all jumped up saying “Oooh! Me! Me!” I’m left here going, “Umm…what do I do?”
So I’m stuck…if I don’t match y’all up, I’m a party pooper. I suppose if I had some brilliant wit and a ton of time, not to mention the connections, I could write some amusing posts for each of you about your ideal mate.
But, seeing as how completely overwhelmed I am with training and appointments this week, I’ll offer all of you this instead:
ORGY!
Y’all just get together and go at it, now. May not be your perfect lifetime mate, but hey, it’s an orgy…who cares?
:::sits back to enjoy the view:::