When your non-housebroken puppy whines and scratches at the door, then gives up and goes back to sleep- don’t go check on her in bare feet.
And did you know?
Not everything marked “Danger. Flammable” makes for a good charcoal lighter fluid.
When spraying an insecticide (which has a butane-based propellant) down the drain of a sink, don’t say “THIS’LL finish 'im off!” and throw in a match.
That is, unless you’re not very fond of your eyebrows (or your job–yes, this was at work).
- Don’t tell everyone having dinner with you that you’re finished with your fries, then go to the bathroom, and then come back and start eating your fries again. (After you told everyone that you were finished, they sometimes pick up the fries that fell on the floor and put them back in your plate).
- When someone tells you that they don’t speak English, they still may understand certain English words. (Usually, they’re words that you later wish that they did not understand).