Rumsfield claims a trained ape could manage war better than Obama

The only border he’s ever made a run for is the border of KENYA! Am I right? AM I RIGHT?

:sob: I’m so lonely

The Queen of England likes Michelle, so I’m guessing her manners are pretty good.

Wot, the Queen? That painted tart?

You have to admit Charlie Wayne is distinctive. His language is formal and stilted, his insults are childish, his “apologies” are pretentious, and he has zero self-awareness. So it’s not hard to see why people think he’s a fraud.

Not Taco Bell, but he did work at Baskin-Robbins in Hawaii as a lad. It’s reportedly the reason he dislikes ice cream to this day.

Why don’t you just come out and say it? You mean a white wife, don’t you?

I don’t think he’s a fraud. I buy that he is a retarded old white man. That’s what he is going for right?